sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo (
sophielicious) wrote in
etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
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time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

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i will thanks, i'm sure everything is nice and safe and fine
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yeah actually don't worry. why are you asking though why professionally obligated what are you a demon hunter? because illyana and i watched some movies. we hated it.
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because it is
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why
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also explain demon hunting. i wanna know if this is better than the movies we watched
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uh well in short if demons cross over from the underworld and attack people we shoot them or stab them until they die. that kind of demon hunting
what movies was it??
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oh ok that's way more exciting. people were throwing black pepper at ghosts or whatever. actually i don't think we paid a lot of attention.
so far, you're winning demon hunting in my concept. great! come meet her.
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black pepper??? lmao yeah nah try like bullets or napalm fired out of my sword
my uncle uses a hat or nunchuks sometimes
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wait the nunchuks shoot bullets or?
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Dante's kind of a showboat
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oh look serious-ish sophie
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text | un: magik
And defend/explain your answer.
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i kill demons, people pay me to do that, what else is there??
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[It's a few minutes before Nero figures out how to text over a hastily, albeit reluctantly-taken selfie.]
idfk you be the juge!
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wait a sec did we meet somewhere already???
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