sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo (
sophielicious) wrote in
etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT
time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Re: private
[it's a joke but it's also not. He's a wolf. He's eaten people--child traffickers and people trying to kill him, but still.]
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Want to speed up the process and come see me? I'm in my office. Also, I pulled Clark in the kitchen, too, so you have three coworkers I adore.
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[He's looking forward to getting there; he can do phone and video calls but nothing compares to being able to smell and sense the person across from him.]
> action? i think? LET ME KNOW i can edit if anything
She assumes the brainwaves she literally can't help but feel approaching NYX are him, so she'll open the door with telekinesis to show him the way in.)
Hi. Lark? Right?
Action is good!
It's good to have a scent to go with the face. He smiles and doesn't make it obvious that he's investigating her, smelling traces of other people she's been around, getting used to everything unique about her.]
You must be Sophie. How does this work, exactly? Anything I need to do or do you just...go in and see if I'm a psycho?
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Still, her perfume is her current smell signature, so at least it will be hard to miss, as much as it is for her to miss him now that she has put his brain signatures to a person.
Her hand stretches when he says her name, a handshake in order.)
I basically just go in, it's just a vibe check. Like I said, I'm really not interested in whatever shit you have going on? I could have done it wherever you were, but I think it might be less 'ooooh, telepath, she's going to split my brain open' if you were vibe checking me too. Is that working?
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It is helping, yeah. I feel...better around people when I can smell them.
[Smell their emotions which often translates into their intentions.]
All right. Well. Go for it.
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(Her eyes glow in pinkish white, he certainly can't feel her roaming in his skull, and she's just acting like normal in front of him. Nails tapping on the desk's wood.
She's just looking for something superficial that would get her to make assert him as a threat to her or others. Everything else, not her business.)