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sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo ([personal profile] sophielicious) wrote in [community profile] etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm

UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
laserguy: (smirk)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-27 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
nah i'm including everyone

mutants stick together or whatever

besides i imagine that julian gave my other self so much shit that you have to be part of this now
laserguy: (king shit)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-27 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
nah i've already decided this

guilt by association especially since you two are dating
laserguy: (watch me become co-dependent with jean)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-27 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh, did he miss something?? Well if the end result is Julian getting yelled at, then that's fine.]

uh yeah i'm pretty sure it's obvious to everyone around you.
laserguy: (what do you think)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-27 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
what's with that answer??

you're so weird about this.
laserguy: (let's go together)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-27 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
by the way who is cooking at the nyx
laserguy: (yeah sure man)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-28 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe

i did see your bbq skills
Edited 2025-10-28 16:23 (UTC)
laserguy: (smirk)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-28 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
really arguing your case here sophie
laserguy: (watch me become co-dependent with jean)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-28 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
still didn't answer my question
laserguy: (summers scott)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-29 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i guess that isn't too bad.

gonna personally vouch for their cooking by trying it out?
laserguy: (king shit)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-30 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
need any help?

to get an expert on the panel.
laserguy: (hehe)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tykeclops.......]

yeah so remind me again about who actually bbq correctly

i also did eat out with you when we went touring on that other earth.
laserguy: (a little shit)

[personal profile] laserguy 2025-10-31 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
wow i guess being a telepath doesn't mean you have good memory huh

and i was not wrong at any point. besides who else are you gonna get to taste with you