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etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
sophielicious) wrote in etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
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time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
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[ Because that's not too many. Sure, it's the population of the larger New York area, but it's also about the population of the general Kinshasa area. ]
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[ It'd be pretty obvious he guesses, if they were. Or they're so rare that they just attribute their powers to something else. ]
It doesn't matter, anyway. But I'm glad you're here.
[ Both because the attitude here seems more relaxed and also because should they actually save all the worlds, the mutant contribution shouldn't be forgotten. ]
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(Good job, Steve. Not that she expected anything different from Captain fucking America.)
Anyway. I can throw a punch, but I'm not a field action person. I provide telepathic support, most of the time. Except, last mission, Echo took away all our powers, so, you know, I'm starting to think learning how to throw more punches must be a good skill to have. So, you're up. Think you can teach individuals and general classes? I think the interest will be high.
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Though - to be fair, if Steve lost his powers, he wouldn't throw nearly as good of a punch as he does now, so he should definitely brush up on some martial arts that don't require strength, stamina, or a decent constitution. ]
Definitely. I'll put together a couple curriculums, based on how much time people want to dedicate.
[ He knows that he would've served in the war regardless of whether or not the serum worked, so he never really sat on the sidelines and felt 'useless,' but he can sympathize with losing one's specialty and how much that might really get to them. ]
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(Does it feel absolutely weird to call Steve Rogers by the first name, when she calls her own mother Ms. Frost sometimes? Yes. Still, though. Her hand pats his shoulder a few times before she speaks again.)
Good luck with me, by the way. You're gonna need it.
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[ He rewards effort, not talent. ]
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I can't learn how to fight for you, but if you want, maybe it'll help you to read it out of my mind?