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[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

[vexant]

Kiddo?

[sophielicious]

remember the french people i told you about? one is 15

she's up in there saying we're weird. you'll see her one day maybe, she visits me a bunch.

[vexant]

Yeah I'm out
Hot divorced blonds are fun and all but nobody said anything about teenagers

[sophielicious]

PFFFFFT no dummy she is not in this obviously. outside thing.

wait are you too assuming i'm gonna get divorced??

[vexant]

I thought that was obvious

[sophielicious]

have more faith in your girlfriend.

[vexant]

Soph
Have you looked at the school you're living in and who's currently in it

[sophielicious]

jules
yes. and

[vexant]

Two divorces
Minimum

[sophielicious]

YOU THINK IM DIVORCING TWICE?

[vexant]

At LEAST twice

[sophielicious]

im throwing ur bed out the window

[vexant]

I'll sleep on yours

[sophielicious]

ill starfish.

[maellum]

16

[sophielicious]

this time it was actually a typo

[maellum]

I'm sure.

[sophielicious]

i promise!

[maellum]

5 divorces.

[sophielicious]

if youre cursing me just know that if two dont work out i for fucking sure am not going for three

[maellum]

What if it was Gustave?

[Did you feel the psychic damage she took typing that just to be funny, Sophie?]

[sophielicious]

(She can make it worse.)

aww, kiddo, but mommy and daddy need some thorough discovery time to figure it out, okay, but we both love you very much.

[maellum]

Stop that. Eww.

[sophielicious]

fine but this time you started it just reminding

but hey, if i know all your people, you really should get to know mine. jules is tall hot handsome and stupid, magik is hot demonic and kinda crazy and you talked to quentin and youre friends with scott so ya know there are a few more here and there but you're doing great on the mutant knowing

[maellum]

All the people you've told I'm 15, you mean?