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[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

[sophielicious]

if youre cursing me just know that if two dont work out i for fucking sure am not going for three

[maellum]

What if it was Gustave?

[Did you feel the psychic damage she took typing that just to be funny, Sophie?]

[sophielicious]

(She can make it worse.)

aww, kiddo, but mommy and daddy need some thorough discovery time to figure it out, okay, but we both love you very much.

[maellum]

Stop that. Eww.

[sophielicious]

fine but this time you started it just reminding

but hey, if i know all your people, you really should get to know mine. jules is tall hot handsome and stupid, magik is hot demonic and kinda crazy and you talked to quentin and youre friends with scott so ya know there are a few more here and there but you're doing great on the mutant knowing

[maellum]

All the people you've told I'm 15, you mean?

[sophielicious]

i mean i told scott 16 and i told illyana nothing so really its balanced!!!!

ugh i said im sorry!!

[maellum]

Fine, fine. I forgive you. I'll keep an eye out for these other mutants.

[sophielicious]

i need you to sign a waiver

[maellum]

For which part?

[sophielicious]

an umbrella one. just in case.

i got asked to throw a halloween party, by the way. go tell your people.

[maellum]

And what does a Halloween party entail as opposed to a regular party, exactly?

[sophielicious]

oh, geez, oh nooo, i totallyyyyyyyy forgot oh noooooo cripes noooo

you should ask around

[maellum]

Sophie.

[sophielicious]

is derived from the greek 'sophia', meaning wisdom, so i know best from birth

... you know what i mean

[maellum]

And you know what I mean!

[sophielicious]

so do you want to speedrun the process in which i pretend i'm stupid and have no idea what you're talking about, we go through a few rounds of me playing dumb blonde until you fully call me out, and then i tell you my reasoning, then you go you know what just for you okay?

[maellum]

Or you can just tell me about Halloween and take a break in trying to get me to socialize.

[sophielicious]

fine, just for you? okay.

do you want the young kid version, the historic version, or the fun version

[maellum]

I want the Sophie version.

[sophielicious]

okay great so halloween is scary season so ghosts and horror movies and supernatural themes

but also halloween parties usually have costumes dumb games drinking games stupid games all sorts of games and hot girls use it to look extra freaking hot so

gotta bring my a game i have a reputation to maintain

[maellum]

Lune, Sciel, and Gustave would definitely enjoy the drinking...

[sophielicious]

oh definitely. there is no drinking stuff too, so you'll probably have fun.

[maellum]

I guess. Parties aren't exactly my idea of a fun time.

[sophielicious]

getting ready might be.