UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT

[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

[saychocobo]

» what are you like her secretary?

[sophielicious]

wife of 5 years.

[saychocobo]

» happy anniversary?

[sophielicious]

(She's just saying shit, not at all true, but also?)

awww, thank you. very nice of you. she didn't remember, do you believe that?

[saychocobo]

» I'm not saying you should get about 50 solo cups, fill'em with milk, and lose her keys in one of them.

» But I think you'd have cause

[sophielicious]

... but that's what she did to me when i forgot our 4th. i can't repeat stuff, you know?

[saychocobo]

» Maybe this relationship needs more help than a voicemail saying you left brownies in the fridge and the fridge is just fulla ES cut out of brown construction paper...

[sophielicious]

keep 'em coming, god what will it take to FIX THIS WORSE

[saychocobo]

» are you fishing for ideas?

[maellum]

Wow. I wasn't even invited to the wedding.

[sophielicious]

sorry girlie you gotta be this tall to go to parties in hell

[maellum]

Oh. Maybe by the next one.

[sophielicious]

MAELLE are you saying im a future divorcee???

[maellum]

I'm not NOT saying that...

[sophielicious]

only acceptable if you blame her. fucking absurd.

[maellum]

And a boyfriend? Wow again.

text » un: HELLION

[vexant]

Dating me and married to Magik?
When were you letting me in on this?

[sophielicious]

i was waiting for the most romantic time to tell you but you haven't taken me to dinner in so long!!!

anyway want in?

[vexant]

Nah
Illyana would skewer me and if I lose any more limbs I'll really be fucked

[sophielicious]

god she is really fucking terrifying. but apparently the kiddo thinks im gonna divorce soon so i guess we're about to get stronger than ever jules

[vexant]

Kiddo?

[sophielicious]

remember the french people i told you about? one is 15

she's up in there saying we're weird. you'll see her one day maybe, she visits me a bunch.

un: magik

[lingeringshadow]

I'll ease you in, promise.

[vexant]

That's even worse

[lingeringshadow]

Oh, please. You have a type.