UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT

[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

UN: kingofthedeadpan

[demigoth]

I think 101 is for teaching people what a pommel is? Do you have advanced classes?

Do they teach how to get cacodemons to sit still for 3 minutes in demonic magic?

[sophielicious]

i don't teach it!!!! i teach ethics

is cacodemons ethical. discuss.

[demigoth]

NO cacodemons are not ethical! Ripping out someone's feelings and making demons out of them isn't ethical. Gods how is that even a question?

[sophielicious]

see, good discussion.

again, i dont teach it, so i dont really know what you're talking about but alas.

[demigoth]

» Chiron is suddenly the world's best philosophy teacher

[sophielicious]

okay

[demigoth]

Who teaches the other classes?

[sophielicious]

the one you want is called illyana.

[demigoth]

I've had worse intros to new places.

[sophielicious]

see, not so bad, right? you should come. also if you can cook. you should tell me immediately.

[demigoth]

Cook? I don't even use the camp microwave.

[sophielicious]

cripes someone worse than me

i think you should worry about the microwave first demons later.

[demigoth]

There are too many things that can't go in the microwave!

Also that's not going to work. The Cocoa Puffs are here. I don't get a choice

[sophielicious]

.... cocoa puffs. yes. okay. im shaking

[demigoth]

That's kind of the idea? "cacodemons" makes everybody antsy.

besides I can't go around calling them cacodemons. It's like calling a whole group and saying "Hey humans!" instead of "Hey guys!"

[sophielicious]

yeah i used to do that i guess it got old

[demigoth]

Yeah doing stuff like that on purpose eventually gets to be more like work

Except for the gods. They're taking "mortals" into the 4th millenium

[sophielicious]

where there's a will there's a way, man.

[demigoth]

Ha, I've got a Will.