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[brat]

Your entire family is so obvious and loud, it would be impossible to miss any of them.

[nowfeaturing]

Clearly you have no idea what youre talking about

Vergil isnt loud.

[He's not denying himself or Nero]

[brat]

My apologies.

Two of you are loud, and your brother is exhausted enough to tell both of you to shut up.

[nowfeaturing]

If you think my brothers telling his son to shut up you really dont have a clue do you.

[brat]

I suppose it does often go the other way, although he seems to spend a fair amount of time correcting his son's grammar.

Perhaps he should send Nero off to school. I hear they are working on reading and writing at the farm. He may pick up a thing or two.

[pullit]

Hey there sport how bout i practice writing the alphabet on your ass with my boot

[brat]

I dare you to try it.

[pullit]

you think i wont knock out a kid you got another think comin

maybe i cant spell but i can teach you a lesson or two

[brat]

Name the location, son of Vergil, and I will show you how it's done.

[pullit]

[Now. Nero recognizes on some level that this kid sounds just like a tiny version of himself, angry and trash talking and looking for someone to fight. He also recognizes that he does have some qualms about beating up a child more than half his age.

Thus, he has to be the responsible one here.]

what time does cub scouts get out?? wouldnt want you to miss the jamboree

[brat]

Cub scouts? Is that the best you have?
At least "pigeon" showed an ounce of creativity.

[pullit]

You could say that about anything i say, why not just hit me with "i know you are but what am i"

anyway tell me which daycare you're at and when. maybe if your good i'll buy you an ice cream after i feed you the pavement

[brat]

The Clocktower. You know what that is, don't you? Tall building, large clock.

[pullit]

yeah i know the one

buckle up, shortstack, i'm gonna kick your ass so hard you fart out your mouth

»» action

[brat]

( there's no need to wait, now is there. a place has been named, and damian was close to the clock tower before he had named it as a meeting place. it's close to nova city, but far enough away to prevent anyone in the more densely crowded area from interrupting their fight.

and it's where damian waits, crouched low on the edge of the roof just above the clock itself, cloak pulled down over his head to cover his eyes and bo staff in hand beside him. his utility belt is fully stocked, batarangs at the ready should he need them and grapple gun loaded with a new wire, just in case.

but more importantly, he's got a great view for when nero shows up. )

[pullit]

[Nero arrives fashionably late, decked in his usual gear. Red Queen on his back, Blue Rose on his hip... though truth be told he has absolutely no intention of using either of them in the fight. Red Queen was designed to bisect demons in a gout of fire. Blue Rose, to blow a hole big enough to stick somebody's head through. Neither are for use on humans, no matter how many people tell him they trust his control with them.

Like, especially not on a kid. Fucking hell.

He has his eyes out, looking both high and low on the approach, fully expecting the kid to get the drop on him.]

Little Chicken, was it? You here yet, buddy?

[antimetabole]

I would recommend you stop disrespecting my son, Robin.

[brat]

I would hardly consider this disrespecting.

[antimetabole]

You're provoking him regardless of what you would like to call it. But I am also not going to have anyone insinuating he isn't intelligent.

So, watch how you speak to him, boy, or you'll lose that tongue in the process.

[brat]

Do threats written over text generally work for you?

[nowfeaturing]

Im guessing you dont pay any attention when people tell you to shut up do you pigeon?

[brat]

The adults are talking now.

[nowfeaturing]

And again the little birdy shows his ignorance!

Ive never paid attention to my elders a day in my life.

[brat]

Explains your lack of sense.

( says?? the eleven year old who also never listened to an adult a day in his life?? )

[nowfeaturing]

It just blows my mind is all. You claim youve got my number but im still waiting to be impressed here. Itd be funny if it wasnt so sad.

Now be a good boy and flock off featherface.