UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim has gotten his hands on a second earpiece, and he wants everyone to know. ]

I think everyone’s life needs more and less confusion. If you know me, I can be reached here. If you don’t, I can still be reached here, but I’m going to ask why.

I’m not that Robin, so don’t cross the streams. I’m the one who wears more color.

Comments

text » un: robin

[brat]

The green leggings are tacky.

[mostdangerousbird]

They’re black with green accents.

YOU added grey. You look like millennial flooring.

[brat]

No I didn't.

[mostdangerousbird]

Yet.

[brat]

Won't.

Regardless, at least I didn't add the ugliest cowl to exist.

[mostdangerousbird]

The cowl isn’t worse than the pointy boots.

[brat]

Your fantasies don't count as reality for the rest of us, Red Robin.

[mostdangerousbird]

Why would I waste time making that up?

[brat]

To irritate me.

UN: Mockingbird

[mockingbirdy]

Are you related to Black Canary or do we all just have a bunch of colored bird usernames around here?

[mostdangerousbird]

Nah, I do that by existing.

[mostdangerousbird]

Color + Noun monikers are very popular where I’m from. Birds, too. So many birds. But I’m not related to Black Canary.

Mockingbird’s a new one. I like it, but only if you get off a good quip every now and then.

[mockingbirdy]

She told me that there weren't any actual black canaries though. Are there actual robin's that are red where you're from?

[The biologist wants to know!]

I did actually get it for quipping at bad guys while fighting them. So that's a point for you, Mr. Red Robin.

un: hawkeye

[westcoasts]

if you're just gonna question people messaging you, wouldn't it have been easier to reach out to your buddies individually? send a group text?

[mostdangerousbird]

Nope. I don’t necessarily know the name of everyone I’ve met. There wasn’t always time for proper introductions in the labyrinth.

And I want to leave a record for anyone who turns up later. Anyone searching for me will find this.

Also, I’m efficient, and this lets me meet birds of a feather. Hi Hawkeye.

[westcoasts]

the other robin mentioned there was a gaggle of you guys, so i guess i just figured you were looking to find your nest-mates, or whatever.

hey, red robin.
have we met? i'm bad with names.
never forget a face though.

[mostdangerousbird]

Not entirely red, but yes. The Australian robins have firetruck red chests, but the American and European robins are more ruddy than red. If you appreciate irony, the Euro bird’s the only one called robin redbreast.

Oh, we’re going to get along.

[mostdangerousbird]

They don’t need the help.

I think it’s a blush of robins FYI.

Nah, it’s your username.

[westcoasts]

finding you, or generally?

i won't remember that. ( he will. ) but thanks.

sorry we aren't color coded for you.

[brat]

Because your very existence is irritating.

This is worse.

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s a compliment. They’d be insulted if I implied they needed this post to find me.

Are you sure? You could be Silverhawkeye.

[mockingbirdy]

Sounds similar to my Earth back home. Do you have a favorite?

Do you also get asked 'why not a bird of prey instead of some weak little bird' by people?

[westcoasts]

the other guy seems insulted by you regardless.

silver?

[mostdangerousbird]

I can do the American Robin’s call, so I guess that one. The Australian one is the coolest-looking though.

Only the first time.

[mostdangerousbird]

So I’ll take you to the mall? Not sure how you expect me to fix your future boots.