UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim has gotten his hands on a second earpiece, and he wants everyone to know. ]

I think everyone’s life needs more and less confusion. If you know me, I can be reached here. If you don’t, I can still be reached here, but I’m going to ask why.

I’m not that Robin, so don’t cross the streams. I’m the one who wears more color.

Comments

un: hawkeye

[westcoasts]

if you're just gonna question people messaging you, wouldn't it have been easier to reach out to your buddies individually? send a group text?

[mostdangerousbird]

Nope. I don’t necessarily know the name of everyone I’ve met. There wasn’t always time for proper introductions in the labyrinth.

And I want to leave a record for anyone who turns up later. Anyone searching for me will find this.

Also, I’m efficient, and this lets me meet birds of a feather. Hi Hawkeye.

[westcoasts]

the other robin mentioned there was a gaggle of you guys, so i guess i just figured you were looking to find your nest-mates, or whatever.

hey, red robin.
have we met? i'm bad with names.
never forget a face though.

[mostdangerousbird]

They don’t need the help.

I think it’s a blush of robins FYI.

Nah, it’s your username.

[westcoasts]

finding you, or generally?

i won't remember that. ( he will. ) but thanks.

sorry we aren't color coded for you.

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s a compliment. They’d be insulted if I implied they needed this post to find me.

Are you sure? You could be Silverhawkeye.

[westcoasts]

the other guy seems insulted by you regardless.

silver?

[mostdangerousbird]

Robins are territorial.

You'd prefer Grey Hawk or Black Hawk?

[westcoasts]

i know some people like that.
aren't birds though.

it's hawkEYE, and i was questioning the color.
black and gray aren't better, have you seen me?

[mostdangerousbird]

Who can say? I see a lot of people.

If you want to go avant-garde and pick a hawk color that doesn't exist in nature, I won't stop you.

[westcoasts]

i might be tall and handsome, but i'm not dark.

i don't.
when i said 'sorry', i was being facetious. i'm not color-coding myself.

[mostdangerousbird]

Who said hair color had anything to do with it?

No, really? Golly, mister, you could never tell.

[westcoasts]

the other option's the color of the suit, and that's a bit on the nose, don't you think?

felt the need to clarify as you've been running with it since.

Sorry - twas on vacation

[mostdangerousbird]

Actually, no, I like it when the name matches the suit.

all cool!!

[westcoasts]

doesn't strike you as unimaginative?

[mostdangerousbird]

Why do I need to be imaginative about it? I'm trying to hide my ID so my vigilantism doesn't get anyone else hurt, not win the Newbery Medal.