UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim has gotten his hands on a second earpiece, and he wants everyone to know. ]

I think everyone’s life needs more and less confusion. If you know me, I can be reached here. If you don’t, I can still be reached here, but I’m going to ask why.

I’m not that Robin, so don’t cross the streams. I’m the one who wears more color.

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text » un: robin

[brat]

The green leggings are tacky.

[mostdangerousbird]

They’re black with green accents.

YOU added grey. You look like millennial flooring.

[brat]

No I didn't.

[mostdangerousbird]

Yet.

[brat]

Won't.

Regardless, at least I didn't add the ugliest cowl to exist.

UN: Mockingbird

[mockingbirdy]

Are you related to Black Canary or do we all just have a bunch of colored bird usernames around here?

[mostdangerousbird]

Color + Noun monikers are very popular where I’m from. Birds, too. So many birds. But I’m not related to Black Canary.

Mockingbird’s a new one. I like it, but only if you get off a good quip every now and then.

[mockingbirdy]

She told me that there weren't any actual black canaries though. Are there actual robin's that are red where you're from?

[The biologist wants to know!]

I did actually get it for quipping at bad guys while fighting them. So that's a point for you, Mr. Red Robin.

[mostdangerousbird]

Not entirely red, but yes. The Australian robins have firetruck red chests, but the American and European robins are more ruddy than red. If you appreciate irony, the Euro bird’s the only one called robin redbreast.

Oh, we’re going to get along.

un: hawkeye

[westcoasts]

if you're just gonna question people messaging you, wouldn't it have been easier to reach out to your buddies individually? send a group text?

[mostdangerousbird]

Nope. I don’t necessarily know the name of everyone I’ve met. There wasn’t always time for proper introductions in the labyrinth.

And I want to leave a record for anyone who turns up later. Anyone searching for me will find this.

Also, I’m efficient, and this lets me meet birds of a feather. Hi Hawkeye.

[westcoasts]

the other robin mentioned there was a gaggle of you guys, so i guess i just figured you were looking to find your nest-mates, or whatever.

hey, red robin.
have we met? i'm bad with names.
never forget a face though.

[mostdangerousbird]

They don’t need the help.

I think it’s a blush of robins FYI.

Nah, it’s your username.

un: therealk7

[upbyone]

[ He's just asking to be heckled, isn't he? Still, it's an odd message. ]

what is there to know about you?

[mostdangerousbird]

The same there is to know about anyone, but I'm not necessarily taking questions and especially not open-ended ones.

[upbyone]

ok
easy question
why do you expect to be contacted by people who don't know you

[mostdangerousbird]

Because you've already done that.

un: everybodysoracle

[furiousfists]

Well hello there, Red Robin. Only just now getting online?

[mostdangerousbird]

I've been told I'm antisocial. Some people were raised by wolves. I was raised by bats.

[furiousfists]

Literal or figurative?
I ask because I was prompted to find a bat for Aurora's scavenger hunt, and at first I thought it was referring to the literal animal, but now I'm not so sure, as they seem to be in short supply.

[mostdangerousbird]

I can't answer that question without puncturing the mystique.

un: Panacea | text

[ontologically]

Like... the restaurant? Isn't that trademarked?

[mostdangerousbird]

Never heard of the restaurant. Must be a universe thing.

[ontologically]

It's a fast food place.

Are you and Robin on the same team or?

[What's the politest way to ask if they're heroes or villains. It doesn't matter much but she... wants to know.]

[mostdangerousbird]

Like Big Belly Burger?

I think that's the easiest way to explain it, but before you ask, everyone isn't some kind of Robin.