UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim has gotten his hands on a second earpiece, and he wants everyone to know. ]

I think everyone’s life needs more and less confusion. If you know me, I can be reached here. If you don’t, I can still be reached here, but I’m going to ask why.

I’m not that Robin, so don’t cross the streams. I’m the one who wears more color.

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

I'll always support your right to choose your footwear.

I won't support scaly shorts though. There are some lines I won't cross.

[brat]

He has never made good fashion choices.

I am surprised you both are allowed to step outside after dressing yourselves.

[mostdangerousbird]

I don't know what you're talking about. My clothes are fine.

[brat]

No.

They aren't.

[mostdangerousbird]

I've gotten zero unbiased complaints.

[brat]

I can guarantee if you demonstrated your fashion sense here and asked people what they thought, you wouldn't be able to say that anymore.

[mostdangerousbird]

Okay. Where's the mall.

[brat]

You'll have to make do with the thrift store.

[mostdangerousbird]

I'm the king of the thrift store.

[brat]

You're the king of disasters.

[mostdangerousbird]

You can't have a conversation, can you?

[brat]

Is this not us conversing?

[mostdangerousbird]

Most of my conversations don't involve anyone being called a disaster.

[brat]

You called yourself the king of thrift stores.

How was I supposed to respond?

[mostdangerousbird]

There's at least half a dozen lighter, joking "insults" that you could have gone with.

[brat]

I can only think of worse ones.