UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim has gotten his hands on a second earpiece, and he wants everyone to know. ]

I think everyone’s life needs more and less confusion. If you know me, I can be reached here. If you don’t, I can still be reached here, but I’m going to ask why.

I’m not that Robin, so don’t cross the streams. I’m the one who wears more color.

Comments

[furiousfists]

I love him already.

[mostdangerousbird]

I guess if you're going to love a villain... you don't have any allergies, do you?

[furiousfists]

Nope. Why, is there a Pollen King as well? Or a Peanut King?

[mostdangerousbird]

Not YET, but I think you've jinxed me.

[furiousfists]

If speaking it is enough to make it true, then I hope you meet a new hero named Million Dollar Man.

[mostdangerousbird]

Only a million? Aim higher.

[furiousfists]

The Trillion Dollar Triplets, then.

[mostdangerousbird]

Too bad you can't abbreviate it to TNT. Then you'd be onto something.

[furiousfists]

Does your world have a currency that begins with the letter N?

[mostdangerousbird]

The naira. There's also the nakfa, but I think we should stay away from Eritrean currency, unless they specialize in human rights abuses.

[furiousfists]

Mmm, maybe not.

Maybe the Billion Electrum Twins, so they could be BET.

[mostdangerousbird]

No cap(tain)?

[furiousfists]

No, cap(italism).