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[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

Comments

[querulus]

depends. which one on the list is your nephew?

also technically the computer already knows about your nephew. i don't. i want to get something from the computer and that means answering some bullshit security questions. one of which is about your nephew.

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah that doesnt make me feel a whole lot better about it.

[querulus]

look what do you want me to say? it's not asking for anybody's underwear size or how many nipples they have or whatever. it's just a bunch of parent names and birthplaces and shit. normal security questions.

how about you tell me which one he is, i'll give you the question, and you can tell me if it's some deep dark family secret?

[nowfeaturing]

Historically people who come asking questions about my family dont have wholesome intentions but ill give it to you, computer bs is a new one

[querulus]

ffs if i wanted to know shit about your family for nefarious purposes why would i name-drop just ONE of them in a list of randoms and promise to only ask one single question?

i don't know diddly squat about your family and at this point i don't wanna know. i want one answer to one question from one person, and then i fully intend to forget you and everyone related to you even exists.

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah buddy unfortunately it doesnt work that way when you call just one of us out where i can see it, now youve got a twofer.

What do you get outta all this and whys it my nephew you need answers from?

[querulus]

ok lemme break it down for you real slow

> spooky crypt computer spits out a bunch of security questions about random people in the city
> i want in the computer
> i post the people i don't know to get answers to the security questions AND ONLY TO GET THE ANSWERS SO I CAN GET INTO THE COMPUTER
> everybody jumps down my throat about it for no fucking reason

[He's handling this normally and isn't salty at all.]

[nowfeaturing]

>Why were you playing in a crypt
> what makes you the right guy to be getting into the crypt computer
> what do you hope to get out of it
> whatever happened to mr manners and saying please

And you can be a sweetheart and break it down fast for me

[querulus]

> sophie found it, not me. she also stole a skeleton's finger so maybe jot that down
> you see anybody else who can put together an ibm model 5150? didn't think so, otherwise that jackass would be down here and not me
> the pursuit of knowledge is its own reward
> i didn't hear sophie saying please

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah but did you consider this:

i like sophie

[querulus]

yeah you would

[What does that mean? Don't worry about it.]

[nowfeaturing]

Its called having social skills

You should try it

[querulus]

says the guy with the reading comprehension of a slug.

sophie doesn't have social skills, she has a social skill. it's called being hot and batting her eyelashes until morons do whatever she wants.

[Sophie Simp in Recovery here. He knows.]

[nowfeaturing]

Oh i bet you go over real well at parties