un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

Comments

text » un: d.wayne

[brat]

No.

[querulus]

hey who's your mom

i promise this isn't a your momma joke

[brat]

Why would my familial relationships be any of your concern?

@justsophie

[sophielicious]

yes this was not ominous at fucking all

[querulus]

you took too long jerking off the skeleton or whatever. i'm taking care of business

[sophielicious]

how like literally how

its boneS not boneRS

i hate this

delete

voice;

[levindicated]

Now why would I do that?

voice;

[querulus]

Cripes, you people are suspicious. Alright, which one are you? From the list.

un: @cid

[levindicated]

Arthur Morgan.

[He is decidedly not Arthur Morgan.]

un: jaycetalis | text

[hexcope]

Hey, maybe we shouldn't be messing around with that computer.

[ Especially since he already gave up his answer (not that it was hard to find out) but now he's regretting it, because why is HIS info one of the answers? ]

[querulus]

you're right that's why WE aren't. i am.

[hexcope]

The collective "WE" includes you.

[sophielicious]

omfg chill man

[hexcope]

No.

un: sSs.H0T-D4MNT3.sSs

[nowfeaturing]

Well this isnt suspicious at all. Whats a computer want with my nephew?

[querulus]

depends. which one on the list is your nephew?

also technically the computer already knows about your nephew. i don't. i want to get something from the computer and that means answering some bullshit security questions. one of which is about your nephew.

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah that doesnt make me feel a whole lot better about it.

[sophielicious]

hey uncle im in this too. help out

[nowfeaturing]

You know i like you kid but you gotta admit this looks pretty damn sketchy

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

so.

how far have you gotten with this?

badly or not at all???

[querulus]

heyyyyyyy summers! bestest buddy! don't suppose you and the brat pack know any of the fine folks on my list there? btw you were on the list but don't worry, i know everything there is to know about my ole pal slim.

un: tacituskilgore | text

[pardamned]

[It is never good when someone he doesn't know knows his name.]

what the hell is a computer and why is it asking questions?

[querulus]

it's a magic box that gives me what i want when i tell it the special words.

[Sorry, Arthur, he's in a particularly unhelpful mood at the moment.]

i don't see a "tacitus kilgore" on my list. that is a psuedonym or are you just a looky-loo?

text, un.....temporarily ckent

[newsbeat]

Uh, why?

[querulus]

i'm sending you all invitations to my birthday party

i don't know, man, the bullshit computer in the bullshit pocket dimension where bullshit happens to us wants some bullshit information so it can give me some different bullshit information probably.

what's your middle name by the way