un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

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[pullit]

No, s'fine, but-

[Additional grumbling, thumping.]

What is it, Sophie?

[sophielicious]

... Wait, you got another one? Groundbreaking information.

No, look. We found a computer down under Etraya, super old, super dusty. It's got these security questions that's asking us.

That's literally all there is. Cool? So, I need to ask you a question so I can type it up.

[pullit]

Another one what?

[He just woke up. He might be just a little hungover.]

Wh... y is it asking about me? What does it want...?

[nowfeaturing]

Nephew. She means nephew.

And nah, I just got the one. I think…

[sophielicious]

Tragic.

I need to know your father's full name. Least Fun Man In The Family is bouncing back.

[pullit]

My f- DANTE, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

[Grunting, swatting, punching.]

What full name? That is his full name.

[nowfeaturing]

[There’s the sound of a thud as someone’s ass hits the floor.]

His name is Publius!

[sophielicious]

Full fucking name, you two, Nero's definitely still waking up, I literally see his gears turning, but damn, uncle, you too?

I don't even remember the man's first name. Sorry, if he's listening? He needs to be 20% more fun.

[pullit]

Sophie... come on, man, you don't remember his name?

[Like... literally how, he's all over the place boasting about how proud he is of his son Nero. (uwu) ]

[sophielicious]

... Nope.

[nowfeaturing]

Oh man, we can’t let him know he’s that forgettable, he’ll be devastated.

[pullit]

[A snicker.]

It's not Publius, it's-

[nowfeaturing]

Publius Vergilius Maro.

But mostly we call him Jeff.

[sophielicious]

Which one of you am I going to make bark every time they think specific words.

Is it legit? I don't know if this thing is gonna get mad if I type in wrong answers.

[antimetabole]

[Upon hearing all the cackling from Nero:]

Who the hell is Jeff...?

[nowfeaturing]

Hey Jeff!

[sophielicious]

Oh, fucking finally. What's your full name, I don't trust either of these clowns.

[pullit]

Dad, Sophie's asking for your name. For some... computer password or something.

[antimetabole]

[Vergil frowns in confusion looking from Dante to Nero.]

Sophie?

[pullit]

Yeah, she's a friend of mine. You've talked to her before on the network I think.

[That... might narrow it down, if just for how rarely Vergil touches his device. ]

[antimetabole]

It would seem she failed to leave much of an impression as I do not recall speaking to anyone by that name.

[sophielicious]

Oh my God, I'll send an autographed pic of me and everything with my whole complete profile after the name.

[sophielicious]

NERO.

[pullit]

[Continued snickering.]

Dude, seriously... I thought your friend was like a super hacker or something...

[sophielicious]

We could figure this stuff up real easy, but wanna know what's faster than any other method? Asking.

If you weren't being difficult!