un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

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voice; un:kidomega

[querulus]

Oh for fuck's sake—hey, asshole! I'm Quentin Quire! You got that? Pretty damn memorable of a name, yeah? Just tell me your full legal fucking name, and we can all go back to our happy little lives! Capiche??

[antimetabole]

...Dante, I do not appreciate you saying that you call me Jeff. You know that is only with family. It is Jeffrey when it is with strangers.

[nowfeaturing]

Oh of course, I forgot to stand on propriety. My deepest apologies brother Jeffrey, I’ll do better next time.

[sophielicious]

im returning you as soon as i find the receipt. cripes man

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah, Jeffrey tried that when we were kids. It never stuck.

[sophielicious]

did you eat my fuckin receipt dante

[nowfeaturing]

Is that my Dante best uncle forever receipt?

[sophielicious]

yuppers if i find it i will throw it in a flame fucking pit

just keep the hot one

[nowfeaturing]

I used to be the hot one you know. I took the responsibility very seriously

[sophielicious]

yeah no sorry nero wins this one

unless you wanna give me the name then you can 100% have nero's title idgaf

[nowfeaturing]

I already did soph

[sophielicious]

zero trust

[nowfeaturing]

That says more about you than me

[sophielicious]

yeah brian

fuck off man

[nowfeaturing]

Sophie

ill throw down for you any time but when it comes to those two, im not playing around and this just doesnt sit right with me

Sorry but thems the breaks

[sophielicious]

ye love you too uncle and you know what thats fair and all.

im talking to nero you already helped by waking him up.

[nowfeaturing]

Should you be poking around with this thing? Stuff you find in crypts arent exactly user friendly. And how the hell did a creepy crypt computer find out what my brothers name is?

[sophielicious]

look. my thoughts? it's better poked than unpoked. do you really want a computer that has our shit in it to just be here, existing? it might have answers, it might have doom, it might be nothing, might be a billion things.

i think it's worth doing, even if i might suffer the worst consequences for doing that or whatever. it is the story of my life anyway whats one more

yeah see no idea. beats me. hence why i think we should find out.

private

[nowfeaturing]

I hear you, i do.

But my brother has gone through too much shit in his life and is finally getting something good out of it so unless hes willing to give you his name himself, its not happening. If it was my name then itd be a different story but the damn thing can self destruct for all i care, my familys off limits.

[antimetabole]

It is quite alright, brother. It has been some time since we have had company. You are bound to forget etiquette with disuse.

[nowfeaturing]

Well if we’re standing on etiquette shouldn’t you be calling me Brian?

[antimetabole]

You make a fair point, and I do so apologize, brother Brian. Although, I would be remiss not to point out that I do believe you also owe your nephew Niccolo an apology both for waking him and the improper use of his name.

[nowfeaturing]

Woe and alack! I do so hope I have not offended little Nicky and his delicate sensitivities too grievously.

[pullit]

[Is he laughing? Exasperated? He's laughzasperated.]

Little Nicky? Oh my god, you guys...

[antimetabole]

This is why I remind you time and time again about how important it is for you to protect your scruples, little brother.

[That one is just for Nero though.]