un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

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[pullit]

[A snicker.]

It's not Publius, it's-

[nowfeaturing]

Publius Vergilius Maro.

But mostly we call him Jeff.

[sophielicious]

Which one of you am I going to make bark every time they think specific words.

Is it legit? I don't know if this thing is gonna get mad if I type in wrong answers.

[antimetabole]

[Upon hearing all the cackling from Nero:]

Who the hell is Jeff...?

[nowfeaturing]

Hey Jeff!

[sophielicious]

Oh, fucking finally. What's your full name, I don't trust either of these clowns.

[pullit]

Dad, Sophie's asking for your name. For some... computer password or something.

[antimetabole]

[Vergil frowns in confusion looking from Dante to Nero.]

Sophie?

[pullit]

Yeah, she's a friend of mine. You've talked to her before on the network I think.

[That... might narrow it down, if just for how rarely Vergil touches his device. ]

[antimetabole]

It would seem she failed to leave much of an impression as I do not recall speaking to anyone by that name.

[pullit]

[He cackles at that, too.]

I mean... fair is fair, Sophie.

[antimetabole]

...Are you really friends with her, Nero?

[pullit]

[He is careful not to say this next part into the device, covering the mic with his hand and speaking quietly.]

I mean... we've hung out and stuff, so... kinda, I guess.

I don't think she's up to anything weird, anyway. Not sure what this computer thing is about.

[antimetabole]

[One cannot audibly frown, but if they could...]

[sophielicious]

Yes, my heart is really bleeding that your dad doesn't remember me.

Dante best uncle forever, I'm at peace.

[pullit]

Well it's kinda bitin' you in the ass right now, isn't it.

[sophielicious]

A little, yeah, kinda.

Look, I'm literally one clone in a hivemind of five identical ones, not remembering me is kind of the norm, a feature, not even a bug, so I can't bother to be particularly offended.

Ugh.

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[querulus]

Oh for fuck's sake—hey, asshole! I'm Quentin Quire! You got that? Pretty damn memorable of a name, yeah? Just tell me your full legal fucking name, and we can all go back to our happy little lives! Capiche??

[antimetabole]

...Dante, I do not appreciate you saying that you call me Jeff. You know that is only with family. It is Jeffrey when it is with strangers.

[nowfeaturing]

Oh of course, I forgot to stand on propriety. My deepest apologies brother Jeffrey, I’ll do better next time.

[sophielicious]

im returning you as soon as i find the receipt. cripes man

[sophielicious]

Oh my God, I'll send an autographed pic of me and everything with my whole complete profile after the name.

[sophielicious]

NERO.

[pullit]

[Continued snickering.]

Dude, seriously... I thought your friend was like a super hacker or something...

[sophielicious]

We could figure this stuff up real easy, but wanna know what's faster than any other method? Asking.

If you weren't being difficult!