un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

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[pullit]

Yeah, she's a friend of mine. You've talked to her before on the network I think.

[That... might narrow it down, if just for how rarely Vergil touches his device. ]

[antimetabole]

It would seem she failed to leave much of an impression as I do not recall speaking to anyone by that name.

[pullit]

[He cackles at that, too.]

I mean... fair is fair, Sophie.

[antimetabole]

...Are you really friends with her, Nero?

[pullit]

[He is careful not to say this next part into the device, covering the mic with his hand and speaking quietly.]

I mean... we've hung out and stuff, so... kinda, I guess.

I don't think she's up to anything weird, anyway. Not sure what this computer thing is about.

[antimetabole]

[One cannot audibly frown, but if they could...]

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah, she’s a good one. But this other guy…

[antimetabole]

She appears to be hardly a step removed in terms of manners and entitlement. Perhaps this boy is a poor influence upon her.

[nowfeaturing]

Which boy? Yours or captain manners?

[sophielicious]

Yes, my heart is really bleeding that your dad doesn't remember me.

Dante best uncle forever, I'm at peace.

[pullit]

Well it's kinda bitin' you in the ass right now, isn't it.

[sophielicious]

A little, yeah, kinda.

Look, I'm literally one clone in a hivemind of five identical ones, not remembering me is kind of the norm, a feature, not even a bug, so I can't bother to be particularly offended.

Ugh.

[pullit]

Look. Explain the computer thing now that I'm awake.

Dad and Dante have run into trouble in the past so our family's a little tetchy about being identified by strangers.

Also now I've seen the post and your friend sounds super fucking sus, dude.

[sophielicious]

You can whisper it in your brains if you want, that doesn't really make much of a difference to either of us if you don't want it super out on main.

Well. Okay, back to the start, I thought this place was sussy, I can survive with literally anything and also not feel anything emotionally being in the fucking catacombs, so I thought, mhm, I'll go map it. I found a skeleton. Stole a finger. Found a super old computer. I'm not a tech person. Had Quentin come over here. Hee managed to boot it. It's asking some questions like if it's a fucking Google recovery account. Quentin made the post. Jayce is also coming. Now we are talking.

Like I told Dante, he's not gifted at the talking. Any more questions?

[pullit]

Okay...

Well... first off, why the fuck would a super old computer have my name on it and my dad's name as a password?

voice; un:kidomega

[querulus]

Oh for fuck's sake—hey, asshole! I'm Quentin Quire! You got that? Pretty damn memorable of a name, yeah? Just tell me your full legal fucking name, and we can all go back to our happy little lives! Capiche??

[antimetabole]

...Dante, I do not appreciate you saying that you call me Jeff. You know that is only with family. It is Jeffrey when it is with strangers.

[nowfeaturing]

Oh of course, I forgot to stand on propriety. My deepest apologies brother Jeffrey, I’ll do better next time.

[sophielicious]

im returning you as soon as i find the receipt. cripes man

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah, Jeffrey tried that when we were kids. It never stuck.

[sophielicious]

did you eat my fuckin receipt dante

[antimetabole]

It is quite alright, brother. It has been some time since we have had company. You are bound to forget etiquette with disuse.

[nowfeaturing]

Well if we’re standing on etiquette shouldn’t you be calling me Brian?

[antimetabole]

You make a fair point, and I do so apologize, brother Brian. Although, I would be remiss not to point out that I do believe you also owe your nephew Niccolo an apology both for waking him and the improper use of his name.

[sophielicious]

Oh my God, I'll send an autographed pic of me and everything with my whole complete profile after the name.