un: kidomega | text

[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

Comments

[sophielicious]

please we both know you adore me

yeah i know quires not gifted with words. wanna call me? i'll explain everything.

[nowfeaturing]

Youre the strawberry on top of my sundae

Theres not gifted with words and then theres this guy. Its impressive.

[sophielicious]

love you too

ye i know, i know. call me and put your hot nephew on speaker both of you

voice

[nowfeaturing]

[Ring ring]

voice

[sophielicious]

Hey, guys. You two there? Cripes, been a hot minute, when I get out of this place we should def grab a bite.

Anyway. What's your questions first?

voice

[nowfeaturing]

I’m here. Hot nephew, you wanna say hi?

[Griiiiiin. He nudges the napping Nero on the couch.]

Wakey wakey sleeping beauty.

audio

[pullit]

[It takes a moment. A long moment. Then there's the squeak of springs.]

... thefkyouwan???

Re: audio

[sophielicious]

(The laugh that comes out of her! Very entertaining, thank you, uncle.)

Hey, Nero, 's Sophie. I need some info and your uncle's being overprotective over here.

[pullit]

...

'Stoo fuckin' early for this...

[Nero, it's 11:30 AM.]

[sophielicious]

Felt, but I wouldn't know. Come on, dude.

[pullit]

[Shifting, grumbling. The sound of Nero pulling a couch pillow over his face.]

What info? What the fuck? Dante?

[nowfeaturing]

Hell if I know, the princess’ weird ass friend’s out here on the network saying he needs info out of you to get into a computer.

[The sound of a knee being patted]

Forgive me for wanting to watch out for my favorite hot nephew.

[pullit]

No, s'fine, but-

[Additional grumbling, thumping.]

What is it, Sophie?

[sophielicious]

... Wait, you got another one? Groundbreaking information.

No, look. We found a computer down under Etraya, super old, super dusty. It's got these security questions that's asking us.

That's literally all there is. Cool? So, I need to ask you a question so I can type it up.

[pullit]

Another one what?

[He just woke up. He might be just a little hungover.]

Wh... y is it asking about me? What does it want...?

[nowfeaturing]

Nephew. She means nephew.

And nah, I just got the one. I think…

[sophielicious]

Tragic.

I need to know your father's full name. Least Fun Man In The Family is bouncing back.

[pullit]

My f- DANTE, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

[Grunting, swatting, punching.]

What full name? That is his full name.

[nowfeaturing]

[There’s the sound of a thud as someone’s ass hits the floor.]

His name is Publius!

[sophielicious]

Full fucking name, you two, Nero's definitely still waking up, I literally see his gears turning, but damn, uncle, you too?

I don't even remember the man's first name. Sorry, if he's listening? He needs to be 20% more fun.

[pullit]

Sophie... come on, man, you don't remember his name?

[Like... literally how, he's all over the place boasting about how proud he is of his son Nero. (uwu) ]

[sophielicious]

... Nope.

[nowfeaturing]

Oh man, we can’t let him know he’s that forgettable, he’ll be devastated.

[pullit]

[A snicker.]

It's not Publius, it's-

[nowfeaturing]

Publius Vergilius Maro.

But mostly we call him Jeff.