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[querulus]

clark kent
accelerator
nero
cid telamon
john reese
arthur morgan
damian wayne
antigone

i need all you people to each answer one (1) weirdly specific question. it's for a computer.

[OOC: Part of Sophie's player plot!]

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text, un.....temporarily ckent

[newsbeat]

Uh, why?

[querulus]

i'm sending you all invitations to my birthday party

i don't know, man, the bullshit computer in the bullshit pocket dimension where bullshit happens to us wants some bullshit information so it can give me some different bullshit information probably.

what's your middle name by the way

[newsbeat]

Why would a computer need my middle name?

[querulus]

technically the computer doesn't. the computer has already has it. it's a security question. you know, like mother's maiden name, favorite pet, all that jazz? i need it. to get into said computer.

[newsbeat]

What the heck? Why would a computer have my middle name? What kind of computer is this?

@sophie

[newsbeat]

/HEY SOPHIE is this guy being serious?/

[sophielicious]

/Yup, I'm right next to him, and he can hear us, by the way, so you're not really being discreet.

He's legit./

[newsbeat]

/I don't mind that, there's nothing embarrassing about wanting to verify.

It is REALLY WEIRD that my middle name would be in a computer. Sheesh./

[querulus]

/Dude, I'm a telepath too, I can hear you!/

[newsbeat]

/Okay well now we're all on the same page./

[sophielicious]

/Clark, honey, my dearest, my darlingest, my source of daily joy. Please give me your middle name, before I fucking lose it./

[newsbeat]

/Awww, I bring you DAILY joy?

It's Joseph./

[sophielicious]

/You buy it with food.

Wait, forreal? Fucking A+./

[newsbeat]

/I'm not sure my cooking is THAT good but I'll accept the compliment.

Yeah, after my grandfather./

[sophielicious]

/Shut up.

Okay. Word. Thanks for not being a headache and making us go around a billion circles./

[newsbeat]

/Sure. Let me know if you need anything else./

[sophielicious]

/... A bottle of wine and that risotto you make for when I'm out? Pretty please? With cherries on top?/

[newsbeat]

/Done.

Well no done, the risotto will take a little bit. But you know what I mean./

[If he can find a couple of cherries he's actually going to put them on the risotto just to be funny.]

[querulus]

/You get points for being the only one smart enough to not talk about this shit on the fucking network so hey, good for you.

And to answer your question, why wouldn't it have your middle name? Shithole's got all our other personal info. Histories, memories, biometric shit. Can shut off our powers, show us our darkest fears, blah blah blah. Why everybody's getting their panties in a twist about some fucking names is beyond me./

[newsbeat]

/Yeah but as a security question? It's just strange, that's all./

[querulus]

/Look around you, buddy. You see anything here that doesn't qualify as "strange"?/

[newsbeat]

/Yes, plenty? I have a high bar for strange. There's a lot of it here, but normal stuff too./

[querulus]

/Let me rephrase. If you see something strange here, are you surprised?/

[newsbeat]

/Okay, fair. Decent point. I maintain that this is extra strange, or at least strange in a different way from usual./

[querulus]

/Well, if it makes you feel better, there's a decent chance it's just a goddamn ragebait machine./