Hatchling Season at the Chocobo Ranch! | video, un: strife

[nimbuster]

[In the video call, Cloud is standing in the chocobo corral on the ranch beside a pallet filled with soft hay and chocobo eggs. In the background - and occasionally coming up to nibble on Cloud's hair or peek into the camera - chocobos of every age from adult to chick to gawky juvenile and many colors and subspecies wander around doing their chocobo things. Are those ones in the corner dancing? Sure looks like it.

Anyway.

Cloud picks up an egg and looks at the camera.]

Cloud here, at the chocobo ranch. It's egg season and uh, the birds have been real busy. Plus, we've been taking in some eggs out in the wild that ended up abandoned for one reason or another.

To cut to the chase, we got a ton of chocobo eggs and I'd have to get the bots to build a whole new set of stables to raise 'em all myself. So if you want an egg or five, head over here. We even had a black chocobo hatch the other day, they're pretty rare. No idea which kinds are gonna hatch from where, so...hope you're feeling lucky?

Comments

audio; un: itspending

[rudelanguage]

How do they taste?

[nimbuster]

They're not for eating, dipshit.

[rudelanguage]

[what the--]

Callin' eveyone who asks questions names?

[nimbuster]

Just people who wanna eat chocobo eggs.

[rudelanguage]

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] Every other day, another new rule. And someone gotta be an ass about it. Okay.

[nimbuster]

How would you like it if I said I wanted to eat a baby horse or whatever?

[But he's a lot less confrontational now that Pending has agreed.]

You got any interest in an actual mount?

[rudelanguage]

[the vocal equivalent of a shrug:] Wonder if we ran out of cows? [like seriously. they're chicken-shaped. nobody's shitting their pants about eating chickens are they?

...ARE they?]

[nimbuster]

Hmph. Well, nobody's eating any of these eggs or chocobos on my watch.

[rudelanguage]

Okay. Make sure to call other people assholes for asking questions, too.

[nimbuster]

Called you a dipshit, that's different.

[rudelanguage]

Fine. I'm stupid. Whatever.

[nimbuster]

If you say so.