Chirper

[etrayamods]

CHIRPER
Welcome to our bi-monthly CHIRPER post!

There are a few ways to interact with CHIRPER:

• Characters receive a notification to please fill out the form, which is fully optional. There is a character requirement of two characters per answer field. This is to discourage leaving the spaces blank.
• When forms are not filled out, they can be filled out by the companion bots of Etraya, or by other characters on behalf of their friends! This includes the Q&A section.
• Characters can either like ✅ or dislike ❌ others' CHIRPER profiles. These responses are public.
• This is voluntary on an OOC basis; if the character doesn't have a profile completed by themselves or anyone else, nothing shows up for them on CHIRPER.
• For those who do post a top level, profiles are worth 5 extra points regardless of if they are put up willingly by the character themselves. These 5 extra points do apply to the 25 maximum per month.

Please feel free to switch out any of the Q&A questions with those listed here!

<lj-raw><div style="display: flex; justify-content: center;"> <div style="display:grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr, 2fr, 1fr; grid-template-rows: min-content min-content min-content min-content; font-size: 10pt;"> <div style="grid-column-start: 2; grid-column-end: 2;"> <center><big><big><b>USERNAME</b></big></big></center> <img src="IMAGE URL" style="width: 245px; border-radius: 15px; border: 1px solid #7F7F7F; box-shadow: #8D8D8D 1px 1px 1px;"> </div> <div style="grid-column-start: 2; grid-column-end: 2;"> <div style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: space-between;"> <span style="min-width: 125px"><b>NAME ▷ </b></span> <span style="text-align: right">ANSWER</span> </div> <div style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: space-between;"> <span style="min-width: 125px"><b>AGE ▷ </b></span> <span style="text-align: right">ANSWER</span> </div><div style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: space-between;"> <span style="min-width: 125px"><b>RESIDENCE ▷ </b></span> <span style="text-align: right">ANSWER</span> </div> <div style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; justify-content: space-between;"> <span style="min-width: 125px"><b>CHOCOBO COLOR ▷ </b></span> <span style="text-align: right">ANSWER</span> </div> </div> <div style="grid-column-start: 1; grid-column-end: 4; padding-top: 2em;"> <b>Getting to know you!</b> <p><b>Q:</B> What accomplishment are you most proud of? <br><B>A:</B> ANSWER <p><b>Q:</B> Describe a time you made a mistake. What did you learn from it? <br><B>A:</B> ANSWER <p><b>Q:</B> How do you react under pressure? <br><B>A:</B> ANSWER <p><b>Q:</B> It's time for spring cleaning! Which domestic chore do you dislike the most? <br><B>A:</B> ANSWER </div><div style="grid-column-start: 1; grid-column-end: 4;"><center><span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✅</span>  <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">❌</span> </div> </div> </div></lj-raw>

FULL NAVIGATION

Comments

[feytality]

We're talking about you here not me!!

And maybe that's a sympathetic "Yeesh!"

[thantagonist]

I don’t require your sympathy. I did, in fact, choose this.

[feytality]

are you a doctor or do you just like hospitals that much???

[thantagonist]

I am a doctor.

Does that change your opinion on the matter?

[feytality]

a little!

it seems like you need a bit more work/life balance though.... but hey! you do you, doc!

[thantagonist]

And how do you propose I achieve this greater balance?

[It’s not even as bad as it was. He finds time to read now!]

[feytality]

don't live exactly where you work you'll never stop working

that's my advice anyway!

[thantagonist]

What else am I meant to do? This isn’t a vacation.

[feytality]

i mean if you work 24/7 you're gonna get burned out

plus the missions

so taking breaks is good actually!

[thantagonist]

I never said I don’t take breaks.

Are you one of the many unemployed people here by any chance?

[feytality]

[ wow rude ]

first of all i just got here

second of all i have a job!!!

[thantagonist]

I also just got here.

What is your work?

[feytality]

well we already established that you're a workaholic!!

i'm a spirit medium in training

[thantagonist]

A spirit medium

In training?

What on earth is there to train? Don’t you just show up to a shop with a crystal ball one day and start swindling?

[feytality]

that's NOT what spirit mediums do!!! we commune with the dead and channel them!

Don't be fooled by what you see on TV!!

[thantagonist]

I don’t know what tv is, but more importantly training to be a medium isn’t a job.

That is studying, at best.

[feytality]

i AM a spirit medium

but hold on one second

you don't know what TV is??? seriously???

[thantagonist]

Now you hold on, you just said you were in training. It’s rather dangerous when a student promotes himself unduly. You wouldn’t want a doctor in training to take out your spleen, would you?

I’m dead serious. If I had to hazard a guess on why I don’t know what it is, it’s probably because I’m from a hundred years in the past relative to seemingly everyone else. From context it sounds like a radio, maybe. Or a film? So, what is a tv?

[feytality]

i can still do it! besides that doctor has to learn somehow don't they?

geez. okay, this explains a LOT. you need to discover tv. it'll change your life! surely they have one at the hospital!

[thantagonist]

A doctor in training would never remove a spleen without supervision, much less alone. Surgery typically requires assistants. Unless he was some poor bastard out on the front lines of a war.

There isn’t. I asked about every bit of machinery here. There are computers, laptops, and monitors. There is nothing called a tv. So, what is it?

[feytality]

well

when i've had to channel it's mostly in pretty desperate situations

[ she is afraid of it, actually.... ]

it's like... a play! but in a box! that you can watch any time! and lots of different genres! it's incredible.

what do the patients watch?

[thantagonist]

[He remembers something he tried to repress about The Bachelor.]

Wait, are you talking about television? Why are you shortening it?

The patients don’t watch anything. They have to talk to me, and then I watch them.

[it sounds absurd but… maybe that would indeed make someone less restless while recuperating.]

But if they’re unwell enough to be in a hospital, they ought to just sleep.

Go on, tell me about your desperate channeling.

[Though he can think of a dozen times he wishes he could have spoken to the dead.]

[feytality]

yeah television! it's called tv for short.

so you DO know what it is.

don't they have off hours when they're recovering? or do you watch all of them all the time???

[ it does sound absurd ]

why do you want to know so badly anyway

is it just so you can make fun of me

[thantagonist]

I can’t watch them all the time. That’s for the orderlies to do. I have to rest sometimes as well.

Have I maligned your trust so greatly already? I apologize. I’m not used to this sort of thing being real.

I want to hear about the emergency conjurings.

[feytality]

well yeah..... they deserve some time to relax too

and i mean so do you

[ but he did apologize so she'll ease up ]

well

usually i channel my sis to help nick out when he's really desperate. but i've also had to do it when i've gotten kidnapped or evil spirits have been after me.

[ you know. normal things ]