etraya | un: twinArmageddons

you reek of 2tranger danger you know.
but whatever.
ii’m 2ollux.
and ii’ll fiind you.
don’t go two 2leep.

You and I know I pose no threat to you whatsoever. And again, I’m a doctor. I’m hardly a stranger.

Don’t go to sleep? I suppose I wasn’t planning on it any time soon, but why?

oh tru2t me ii've met 2trange doctor2.

iif you go two 2leep.
ii wiill maniife2t a2 your niightmare2.

nah jk ii ju2t only go out at niight.

Strange or specifically dangerous?

We’re already in a nightmare. I know better than to ask if it can get much worse since the answer is always yes.

both.

now you’re 2peakiing my language.
anyway ju2t warniing you.
no funny bu2iine22.
2ee you 2oon daniiiil.
wow that’2 2o many ii.
maybe ii 2hould ju2t keep iit two your normal amount.

Don’t back out now and misspell my name according to your code. I had already gotten used to it.

I’ll be waiting. If you don’t see me in the morgue, I might sit in the lounge like a fool so they can call me to the emergency care area if they need me.

oh 2hut up DANKOV2KY.
actually you know what.
dd.
there.

what are you doiing with the dead bodiie2 anyway.
ju2t liike lookiing around at them going hmmm iintere2tiing.

Edited 2026-05-27 11:56 (UTC)

It’s DDD, if you must know. But that’s not as divisible as you’d like, is it?

Yes, actually. I am doing that but I also write down the parts that are interesting. I check the nature of the injuries, contents of stomach, any intoxicants in the blood to get a better picture of what’s happening in that tower.

no you've gone and ruiined iit.
ii can't do dd iif ii know there'2 2uppo2ed two be three.
daniiiil iit ii2.

ok good two know.
a2 a warniing iif ii'm dead and my blood ii2 out2iide of my body at all and iit look2 liike the color of my font DO NOT go near iit or you will diie iin2tantly due to iit'2 poii2onou2 nature.

Not the first time I’ve been told this… by children specifically. Are you a child, by any chance?

Toxic blood like a horny toad? Fascinating, and a remarkably kind warning, all considered. Does your blood always look that color, or is it some sort of chemical reaction when it spills? A defense mechanism?

ii am not a chiild oh my god you can't ju2t a22ume becau2e 2omeone talk2 two you the 2ame way a2 2omeone el2e they're the 2ame age group.
ii am 2EVEN 2weep2 old.

ugh you're beiing 2o weiird about it.
ye2 iit'2 alway2 thii2 color.

[ It's no fun lying if this guy is just like "wow cool" about it. ]

[Can’t he though?]

Actually that’s a fairly reasonable way to go about it. But apologies, I didn’t mean to offend.

How long is a sweep?

Am I being weird? You brought it up.

a 2weep ii2 a liittle over 2 human year2.
2o ii'm 15 iin human year2.
ii diid the math for you.

2o maybe ii diid briing iit up!
you don't need two keep a2kiing me about it!
ii liied iit'2 not poii2onou2.
iit'2 ju2t normal mu2tard colored and there'2 nothiing 2peciial about iit at all!!
ii wa2 tryiing two pii22 you off and iin2tead you're liike HMM FA2CIINATIING BY JOVE.
2o lay off ok??
god.

[ big moody baby alert. ]