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there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.
that 2aiid iiβm puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
whatβ2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?
te2t te2t
there we go.
2o echo fiinally deciided two take piity on u2?
ble22 u2 wiith a round of 2aviior2?
or maybe a round of chucklefuck2.
about tiime eiither way, iit'2 been gettiing really me22y in here.
mo2tly becau2e of the corp2e2 and undead lmao.
anyway welcome two the 2hiit2how fellow clown2.
make 2ure two giive your no2e a 2queeze before enteriing.
that 2aiid iiβm puttiing my neck on the liine here by even po2tiing thii2 2o
let2 get 2eriiou2.
whatβ2 your plan, and how can "the re2ii2tance" help?
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or when ii go bliind.
then ii'll be free.
oh god ok.
iit'2 a whole thiing.
apparently no human2 go through thii2, iit'2 ju2t a troll thiing.
ii have had two explaiin thii2 2o many tiime2 accelerator.
but the long and 2hort of iit ii2 that there ii2 more than one kiind of "romance" for troll2.
and one of tho2e romance2 ii2 ba2ed iin hate.
and iit'2 WAY overhyped iin my opiiniion.
iidk iit u2ually 2olve2 mo2t of my problem2.
ii mean iit al2o CAU2E2 mo2t of my problem2 two, but.
you were piicked becau2e you were the be2t choiice.
even iif you can't 2ee that.
or when ii go bliind.
then ii'll be free.
oh god ok.
iit'2 a whole thiing.
apparently no human2 go through thii2, iit'2 ju2t a troll thiing.
ii have had two explaiin thii2 2o many tiime2 accelerator.
but the long and 2hort of iit ii2 that there ii2 more than one kiind of "romance" for troll2.
and one of tho2e romance2 ii2 ba2ed iin hate.
and iit'2 WAY overhyped iin my opiiniion.
iidk iit u2ually 2olve2 mo2t of my problem2.
ii mean iit al2o CAU2E2 mo2t of my problem2 two, but.
you were piicked becau2e you were the be2t choiice.
even iif you can't 2ee that.
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....
Are you fucking with me, or is that a real thing?
I'm not. It's complicated, but there's someone back home who is tailor made for this kind of bullshit. It would be unfair to put him in this position, he already deals with way too much bullshit, but he's more suited to saving universes than I am.
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hey ii don't make the rule2.
that'2 prophecy.
when have ii ever fucked wiith you?
yeah and there'2 people ii know better suiited for thii2 than ii am.
aradiia wa2 liiterally a tiime traveler and can 2ummon other ver2iion2 of her2elf through variiou2 tiime2tream2.
karkat'2 ju2t better at organiiziing people and makiing a team effort than ii am.
terezii'2 able two naviigate what choiice2 need two be made two get the be2t re2ult.
even vrii2ka that fuckiing p2ycho freak ha2 her 2tupiid luck power2 and godtiierhood.
and even 2ome of the human2 have gone beyond my expectatiion2 of them.
ii'm ju2t liike, the guy who fiixe2 theiir computer2.
and complaiin2 about iit the whole tiime.
but ii'm here and they're not.
iit would be really weiird for me two be here and then for all of iit two mean nothiing.
2o clearly there'2 2omethiing ii'm 2uppo2ed two do.
and that appliie2 two you two.
hey ii don't make the rule2.
that'2 prophecy.
when have ii ever fucked wiith you?
yeah and there'2 people ii know better suiited for thii2 than ii am.
aradiia wa2 liiterally a tiime traveler and can 2ummon other ver2iion2 of her2elf through variiou2 tiime2tream2.
karkat'2 ju2t better at organiiziing people and makiing a team effort than ii am.
terezii'2 able two naviigate what choiice2 need two be made two get the be2t re2ult.
even vrii2ka that fuckiing p2ycho freak ha2 her 2tupiid luck power2 and godtiierhood.
and even 2ome of the human2 have gone beyond my expectatiion2 of them.
ii'm ju2t liike, the guy who fiixe2 theiir computer2.
and complaiin2 about iit the whole tiime.
but ii'm here and they're not.
iit would be really weiird for me two be here and then for all of iit two mean nothiing.
2o clearly there'2 2omethiing ii'm 2uppo2ed two do.
and that appliie2 two you two.
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Fuck, I've known you for about five minutes. How the hell am I supposed to answer that?
[He doesn't understand some of that but he gets the jist. Ugh, he really shouldn't be complaining.]
That was a fucking rousing speech. That third string I was talking about probably would have said something similar, then punched me out for being so self-deprecating.
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yeah iit'2 hor2e 2hiit but iit'2 real 2hiit two.yeah iit'2 hor2e 2hiit but iit'2 real 2hiit two.
ii would have triied two fuck wiith you already iif i wanted two.
that'2 your an2wer.
THAT wa2 ROU2IING two you?
jegu2 chrii2t you mu2t be depre22ed.
more 2o than me.
ii would have triied two fuck wiith you already iif i wanted two.
that'2 your an2wer.
THAT wa2 ROU2IING two you?
jegu2 chrii2t you mu2t be depre22ed.
more 2o than me.
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Okay, fine. You're not fucking with me, so you just hate this guy platonically instead of romantically.
Give yourself some credit. It wasn't that bad.
[He can't really argue with the depression thing so he just isn't going to touch it.]
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iif iit help2 your beliief at all.
due two tiime travel and diiviinatiion beiing a real thiing that happen2 alot.
prophecy iin my multiiver2e ii2 u2ually ju2t 2omeone el2e tryiing two warn you of the future but bound by rule2 they cannot explaiin, preventiing them from telliing you iit iin the mo2t forthriight manner.
2o they wriite theiir warniing2 iin the 2tar2 and on anciient 2tone tablet2 and ju2t hope that 2ome day theiir word2 get two the riight place.
ye2.
iif you are really dyiing two know more ii can explaiin iit but then iif anyone el2e2 a2k2 me ii'm telling them two go two YOU iin2tead.
thii2 wiill be your burden of knowledge.
iit wa2 terriible, accelerator.
ok do you have a 2horter name.
you're kiilliing me wiith thii2 11 letter thiing.
AC ii2 off the table, ii already know an AC.
iif iit help2 your beliief at all.
due two tiime travel and diiviinatiion beiing a real thiing that happen2 alot.
prophecy iin my multiiver2e ii2 u2ually ju2t 2omeone el2e tryiing two warn you of the future but bound by rule2 they cannot explaiin, preventiing them from telliing you iit iin the mo2t forthriight manner.
2o they wriite theiir warniing2 iin the 2tar2 and on anciient 2tone tablet2 and ju2t hope that 2ome day theiir word2 get two the riight place.
ye2.
iif you are really dyiing two know more ii can explaiin iit but then iif anyone el2e2 a2k2 me ii'm telling them two go two YOU iin2tead.
thii2 wiill be your burden of knowledge.
iit wa2 terriible, accelerator.
ok do you have a 2horter name.
you're kiilliing me wiith thii2 11 letter thiing.
AC ii2 off the table, ii already know an AC.
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No thanks. Normal human relationships are a big enough pain in the ass, I don't need to know about an entire second system based off of hatred. You can keep on being the long-suffering expert.
No, no other names. You, along with everyone else that's complained, gets to fucking deal with it.
[And he will never encourage nicknames, even if AC would be one of the less offensive ones he's encountered.]
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iit'2 quiite liiterally the rule2 of the uniiver2e.
iit'2 a2 real a2 graviity and atrophy.
good iidea.
ughh ok fiine.
iit'2 quiite liiterally the rule2 of the uniiver2e.
iit'2 a2 real a2 graviity and atrophy.
good iidea.
ughh ok fiine.
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ehehehehe.
you don't know iit.
but what you ju2t 2aiid kiiind of remiind2 me of how my be2t friiend would talk.
ehehehehe.
you don't know iit.
but what you ju2t 2aiid kiiind of remiind2 me of how my be2t friiend would talk.
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[He isn't sure how to tell about that.]
What's he like?
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he'2 loud, 2wear2 a ton, and pretend2 two be a lot more angry than he actually ii2.
but he care2 more than he let2 on.
don't thiink two hard about iit.
ju2t wa2 feeliing no2talgiic.
he'2 loud, 2wear2 a ton, and pretend2 two be a lot more angry than he actually ii2.
but he care2 more than he let2 on.
don't thiink two hard about iit.
ju2t wa2 feeliing no2talgiic.
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He sounds like an insufferable person.
1/2
yeah.
he ii2.
[ (Affectionate.) ]
yeah.
he ii2.
[ (Affectionate.) ]
2/2
anyway whatever.
doe2n't matter.
ii'll 2ee you twoniight.
anyway whatever.
doe2n't matter.
ii'll 2ee you twoniight.
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