un: Dankovsky | video

[thantagonist]

[Daniil posts live from a café near the museum. He has no patience for typing responses, and his own visage should explain why. His nose has recently been broken and reset. He looks exhausted and irritated, but he has a duty.]

I need a couple people to come down to the café near that absurd museum with the sewn up fruit exhibits. Bring a stretcher, we have a patient who could use some more urgent treatment.

[From somewhere offscreen, a voice that is distinctly not Daniil’s states:] This Etrayan shot me in an attempt to get information I did not possess. I would appreciate his removal from my presence.

Now- That’s not true at all. That is not the reason you were stopped. [Daniil now regrets making a video, but what’s done is done. ]

Comments

[feytality]

But it wasn't! I just wanted you to know.

[ she feels bad anyway.... ]

[badlydisarmed]

I believe you.

[ he does not believe her. ]

[feytality]

[ rip maya ]

Thanks...

[badlydisarmed]

Neither of them are dead or near dead, so let's take that as a win.

[feytality]

.... Yeah. I guess it could have been worse.

Are you a doctor too?

[badlydisarmed]

Unfortunately for me, yes. Are you hurt?

[feytality]

I am, but I'm more worried about him. Can you take a look at him?

[badlydisarmed]

Superman's bringing me Castor.

[feytality]

That's good. [ enjoy self-cesting!!! ]

Dr. Dankovsky might need help, too. I don't know how badly he's hurt.

[badlydisarmed]

[ i didn't think this would happen!!! ]

He's very resilient, I'm sure he'll be okay.

[feytality]

I think his nose is broken.

[ sad puppy eyes.... ]

[badlydisarmed]

And it's been re-set. It's not as bad as it looks, but I'll look into it once he visits.

[ why did this sweet child choose the worst gremlin to attach herself to? ]

[feytality]

[ she found out he was sad inside (tm) and then it was over for both of them ]

Thank you! I'll make sure he comes over.

[badlydisarmed]

Really? He lets you herd him?

[ Robert hasn't tried that hard. ]

[feytality]

He will! I'm great at annoying people!

[ is this something to brag about ]

[badlydisarmed]

[ He laughs despite himself. ]

That is an underestimated but crucial skill.

[feytality]

[ first dion now romano. still got it! ]

Right? You know anyone who needs annoying, you send them straight to me.

[badlydisarmed]

I can handle annoying people on my own, but mine tends to annoy them into inaction, whereas you seem to hold the power to annoy into action.

With our powers combined we could make people do things and stop doing things.

[feytality]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

We really should team up.

[badlydisarmed]

What we should do is set up the annoying people with each other, buddy system, pair up the trigger happy ones with the pacifists. Make them keep each other in check.

[feytality]

Do we have a lot of pacifists here? I can only think of one...

[badlydisarmed]

There's several annoying idealists.

[feytality]

Hey! Idealists and pacifists aren't the same thing!

[ says an annoying idealist ]

[badlydisarmed]

One tends to lead to the other.

[feytality]

Not always.... Sometimes you can be an idealist and still realize some people can't be reasoned with....