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[thantagonist]

[Daniil posts live from a café near the museum. He has no patience for typing responses, and his own visage should explain why. His nose has recently been broken and reset. He looks exhausted and irritated, but he has a duty.]

I need a couple people to come down to the café near that absurd museum with the sewn up fruit exhibits. Bring a stretcher, we have a patient who could use some more urgent treatment.

[From somewhere offscreen, a voice that is distinctly not Daniil’s states:] This Etrayan shot me in an attempt to get information I did not possess. I would appreciate his removal from my presence.

Now- That’s not true at all. That is not the reason you were stopped. [Daniil now regrets making a video, but what’s done is done. ]

Comments

[brat]

I doubt Nero knows of your clothing style or aesthetic choices.

Given the argument he was stepping into, I assume his comparison was being made between yourself and Belmont and your catty fight resembling girls fighting over who is prettier. It is a relatively popular trope. Are you familiar with the word "meme" yet? If not, I would familiarize yourself with it.

[thantagonist]

[He looks it up.]

No. No, this is hideous. I hate this. This is what modern man has decided to do with its leisure time and technology? They’ve folded their minds into a box smaller than an aphorism or misremembered scripture? This is horrifying.

[brat]

Welcome to the 21st century.

[thantagonist]

[Daniil finds himself in profound grief. Absolute ball crushing depression. He doesn’t even reply back for several minutes.]

How could it have all gone so wrong?

[brat]

The youth were given unlimited access to the internet.

[thantagonist]

Children. Of course this would be the fault of children.

[brat]

And immature adults.

[thantagonist]

The immature adult part makes sense as well.

[Considering Nero and Trevor. Daniil ]

Considering that man has taken urinal divider poetry and decided it needed to be a worldwide phenomenon.