un: Dankovsky | video

[thantagonist]

[Daniil posts live from a café near the museum. He has no patience for typing responses, and his own visage should explain why. His nose has recently been broken and reset. He looks exhausted and irritated, but he has a duty.]

I need a couple people to come down to the café near that absurd museum with the sewn up fruit exhibits. Bring a stretcher, we have a patient who could use some more urgent treatment.

[From somewhere offscreen, a voice that is distinctly not Daniil’s states:] This Etrayan shot me in an attempt to get information I did not possess. I would appreciate his removal from my presence.

Now- That’s not true at all. That is not the reason you were stopped. [Daniil now regrets making a video, but what’s done is done. ]

Comments

[thantagonist]

I’m not old. I’m young, I am simply from an earlier point in time.

[Get it right or I’ll go insane.]

They had just figured out fire when I was born. It was a really startling culture shift from caves to medical school, you see.

Is a corpse party what you call a funeral or the way you view human funerals?

[p2iioniic]

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two me ii saw all of humankiind develop iin the 2pan of a few hour2.
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...both, ii gue22?



look man ii don't know how long iit took you human2 two fiigure iit out.
two me ii saw all of humankiind develop iin the 2pan of a few hour2.
ii wa2 2crubbiing through a tiimeliine of hootiing and holleriing and 2uddenly you guy2 had offiice buiildiing2 and powerpoiint2.

...both, ii gue22?