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[thantagonist]

[Daniil posts live from a café near the museum. He has no patience for typing responses, and his own visage should explain why. His nose has recently been broken and reset. He looks exhausted and irritated, but he has a duty.]

I need a couple people to come down to the café near that absurd museum with the sewn up fruit exhibits. Bring a stretcher, we have a patient who could use some more urgent treatment.

[From somewhere offscreen, a voice that is distinctly not Daniil’s states:] This Etrayan shot me in an attempt to get information I did not possess. I would appreciate his removal from my presence.

Now- That’s not true at all. That is not the reason you were stopped. [Daniil now regrets making a video, but what’s done is done. ]

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[thantagonist]

[None of the rest of that even matters because what the fuck do you mean you watched humans develop? He can’t even fully conceptualize what this would even look like.]

You watched a timeline of humans developing. How?

[p2iioniic]

oh yeah.
troll2 created human2.
and ii watched iit happen through my computer.

[ Fortunately, he does not have Karkat's ego complex, and will not add on the casual, "I am your God." ]


oh yeah.
troll2 created human2.
and ii watched iit happen through my computer.

[ Fortunately, he does not have Karkat's ego complex, and will not add on the casual, "I am your God." ]

[thantagonist]

“What won’t Daniiiil fall for” you think to yourself, rubbing your little grey palms together.

[p2iioniic]

eheheheh that would be really funny of me iif iit wa2 a liie.
but no iit'2 the truth through a 2eriie2 of convoluted event2 you would barely comprehend even iif you are a dr.
that iinvolve2 tiime paradoxe2 and rewriitiing realiity.
don't worry your pretty head about iit.


eheheheh that would be really funny of me iif iit wa2 a liie.
but no iit'2 the truth through a 2eriie2 of convoluted event2 you would barely comprehend even iif you are a dr.
that iinvolve2 tiime paradoxe2 and rewriitiing realiity.
don't worry your pretty head about iit.

[thantagonist]

As if every day of my life isn’t needlessly convoluted. But that sounds horrible in a way that is incompatible with my splitting headache, so I will let it go for now.

Do you have any proof of your claims?

[p2iioniic]

the computer ii wa2 u2iing two viiew all that on ii2 on a meteor borderiing on the furthe2t riing iin another uniiver2e 2o.
no.
ju2t tru2t me bro.

the computer ii wa2 u2iing two viiew all that on ii2 on a meteor borderiing on the furthe2t riing iin another uniiver2e 2o.
no.
ju2t tru2t me bro.

[thantagonist]

Fine, I trust that you believe this to be true. But you must understand, I am more of a “see it for myself” sort of man. I can’t go believing everything everyone tells me, especially not in these circumstances.

Let’s pretend I’m insane and I believe you and I have conveniently forgotten everything I know about evolution. If you did make humans, I have quite a lot of problems with the entire design and structure of them.

Why are we so short lived? So prone to disease?

What’s with nut allergies?