un: Hawkeye| video

[notthatstraight]

[Hello fellow kidnappies. Wow, that really doesn't sound right even in her head.

Anyway, Kate is figuring out the whole network process here and has decided to put it to good use. 2 birds, 1 arrow or something like that.]

I was thinking. They want us to get to know each other better to help with teamwork and all of that. Which is great, teams take work. Lots of work in some cases.

So, I was thinking we could play a game to help facilitate things. And not a game like the whole murdery Bingo deal they gave out before. Let's try Two Truths and a Lie. I'll go first and everyone can jump in if they want. I will even allow for questions before you determine your answer.

One: I'm Hawkeye. [Kate that is quite literally your username] Some people have actually called me the world's greatest archer. [modesty, never heard of her]

Two: I found all this stuff [she points the feed toward a table with a shield, a stuffed Superman plushie, and an opalescent stone, gold shot with red, blue, and violet that is threaded onto a leather cord] and I already know who it belongs to, I'm just waiting to give it back.

Three: One of my teammates at home has baby landshark as a pet. She named him Jeff. He's the team mascot.





[ooc: consider this a free for all and go wild]

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[notthatstraight]

[Uh excuse you. She's kind of offended. Who uses a bow? Only the best heroes ever.]

I do. [Duh.] The other Hawkeye does as well. And it's 2019.

And a land-shark is a shark with legs that can walk on land. They were created by this super-villain named M.O.D.A.K. in an attempt to kill me and my team and cause general havoc.

[bad_habit]

Huh. Time is cyclical. Who the hell knew. [He's been dead a looooong time. And apparently superheroes are bow wielders now? Crazy. Who knew aiming was such a prominent superpower.] The other Hawkeye? So what is this like, a son of superman thing?

[And then she's talking about MODOK and supervillains and sharks on land, which is actually the less weird part about that. But it all seems a little too weird, why would someone just make a whole bunch of shark people to go after one team of young avengers we know why. There has got to be a better way.]

That's gotta be the lie. Who the fuck goes around making shark people? [Says the man spider.]

[notthatstraight]

No, Clint had the name first, but he was dead, and so I took the name. When I learned he was alive again, it's a long story, I tried to give him the name back, but he said the world was big enough for both of us. It is usually unless someone is looking specifically for him, and they get me instead.

[She really hates that.]

M.O.D.A.K. And they aren't shark people but sharks with legs. Kind of like a dog, but really futzing big ones.

[bad_habit]

That happen often?

[Okay that get's a brow raise.]

Are they like legs, legs or robot legs?

[Okay so he probably wasn't supposed to ask this many questions but he's knee deep in it now.]

[notthatstraight]

Which part? Someone looking for Clint and being disappointed to get me? It happens, thankfully it's only happened once or twice where they were looking to kill him.

[At least she knows most of his exes.]

Actual legs. As if they grew there normally.

[bad_habit]

I kinda assumed.

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Like little baby legs? Or like long legs?
Are you bullshitting me?