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[babyknife]

[Well, look at who we have here. You get no facial, just a man in a black and red suit looking dinged up but fine overall, the expression on his face teeters between wry indifference and a healthy dose of disbelief.]

Does Siri typically fly off the handle Sky Net style or is this total meltdown special? Just wondering. The AI where I'm from is a little more reliable and a lot less easy on the eyes.

Anyway, not sure where I landed but I landed on my coccyx. I hope this planet has masseuses willing to go below the belt.

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video. @wild.flower

[hasitsthorns]

-ehe!

[ She tries to respond appropriately, but the comment about coccyx makes her giggle a little too much. Hold on though, she has to add: ] Or under the table, as it were.

[ Okay, yes, that's out of her system. Good. ]

Things are a little bit weird right now with Aurora, but- She's usually a lot more put together, honestly.

video.

[babyknife]

Put together like... does she manage her own software updates? Should we run a system scan to check her for malware?

And if she has malware is that the equivalent of an artificially intelligent STD? just asking what no one else has the guts to.

[hasitsthorns]

I guess so, yeah! I admit, I'm not the most computer savvy lady out there. I know my way around a smart phone, sure, but anything more intensive and that was usually up to someone else to handle.

That is a good question though. And would it be a contagious one? Could we get it? Dang, things I didn't even consider until now.

[babyknife]

up to someone else? do you have technology guinea pigs that I didn't know were an option?

Those theories might have to remain in the hypotheses state until I get a chance to ask Aurora myself.

[hasitsthorns]

Well, I did! But I was special.

[ 'Was' is the imperative keyword here. She isn't anymore so she's had to crash course her way through things. ]

Let me know what you find out! I need to talk to her, too, but about music. So it'd be awkward to bring up 'hey are viruses also like STDs for you, or-' in that kind of conversation, I'm pretty sure.

[babyknife]

What makes you special enough to get the uber tech treatment? asking for personal reasons that have nothing at all to do with self-fulfillment.

[ in this case, the lie is the omission. he will use whatever he can if she comes by it because he likes the nice things in life and hoofing it all by his lonesome only gets him so far. ]

I'm happy to ask that one on behalf of the community at large.

[hasitsthorns]

Being cute, mostly. A lot of people will let things slide if you're adorable enough at them. It doesn't work as well here, unfortunately, but not for lack of trying.

[ Another laugh though at him saying he'll 'take one for the team' so to speak in asking that kind of question. ]

We appreciate your determination to find out the truth. I do, at least.