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hiiii everyone! you can call me dazai.
since we're all supposed to work together and get to know each other, i thought it would be fun to play a little icebreaker game that's popular on my earth ♥
it's called would you rather! the rules are pretty simple:
✦ post a hypothetical between two difficult choices
✦ have others choose between them, and offer their own hypotheticals in return
✦ go back and forth until you don't feel like playing anymore
noooormally, it'd be cheating to say something like both, or neither, but if you can come up with a really interesting alternative, i'll allow it~
feel free to respond to each other, as well! can't just let me go having all the fun, after all.
here's a few to get us started:
1) would you rather hurt someone to protect yourself, or get hurt protecting someone else?
2) would you rather be unable to have your favorite meal again, or be unable to get drunk again?
3) would you rather betray your boss or abandon your best friend?
[wdym these are weird questions, he's so normal. it's just a gaaaaame and definitely not a covert means of information gathering or anything. come on and play :)]
since we're all supposed to work together and get to know each other, i thought it would be fun to play a little icebreaker game that's popular on my earth ♥
it's called would you rather! the rules are pretty simple:
✦ post a hypothetical between two difficult choices
✦ have others choose between them, and offer their own hypotheticals in return
✦ go back and forth until you don't feel like playing anymore
noooormally, it'd be cheating to say something like both, or neither, but if you can come up with a really interesting alternative, i'll allow it~
feel free to respond to each other, as well! can't just let me go having all the fun, after all.
here's a few to get us started:
1) would you rather hurt someone to protect yourself, or get hurt protecting someone else?
2) would you rather be unable to have your favorite meal again, or be unable to get drunk again?
3) would you rather betray your boss or abandon your best friend?
[wdym these are weird questions, he's so normal. it's just a gaaaaame and definitely not a covert means of information gathering or anything. come on and play :)]

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Instead:]
well, for one thing, it's a lot of fun!
have you ever tried it?
[It's also intriguing, Dazai thinks, that she avoided the other two questions. For what reason, he wonders -- guilt? anxiety? Or perhaps it's simply that the other questions are uncomfortable to think about. He can't pursue it, if he wishes to maintain the image of an oblivious fool playing a game that hits just a little too close to home, but this is off to a promising start already. A lack of answer is in some ways just as informative as an answer, in the end.]
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not really. it seems like it jut ends up making you stupid.
[ That's her opinion on it. It might not be the most "adult" response, but she's seen Misato drink herself into oblivion. It's never seemed fun to her. Just weird and a little disgusting. ]
So I'll pass!
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hahaha, that it does. but there's nothing wrong with being a little stupid once in a while, i think.
[Life is exhausting enough without that sort of pressure. There's a reason he messes with Kunikida so often, after all, and it's not just because it's funny.]
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but some people can't help but be stupid all the time.
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surely you would have nothing to worry about, in that case
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[ Brat. ]
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i wanted to learn the secrets from the master of stupidity!
[w-why does that sound kind of like an insult -- don't worry about it.]
i'm devastated. heartbroken. my dreams are crushed! o(╥﹏╥)o
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[ HEY WAIT A MINUTE ]
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here i am, an innocent young man, eager to learn from my wiser and more experienced senpai, and i'm leveled with these cruel and malicious allegations
ah, woe is me. the world is so cold and unjust.
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you sure you don't want to play anymore? it is your turn to ask me a question
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i'll never forget all you never taught me (╯︵╰,)
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