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[ghostlord]

"A truly wise man does not display his wisdom. Such is the secret of being well-liked."

I am late in introducing myself to the masses, do forgive me. I am Wen Kexing and I hail from the same world as none other than Zhou Zishu!

[Imagine him giving him the greatest speech. Only through text.]

I admire the adventurous spirits of the few I have met in person. What else shall we discover about our temporary abode? Are there tragic secrets that would break the strongest heart? Or perhaps treasure for us to carry home, to live like kings, like emperors once our tasks are done?

Remember, don't be greedy.

[Though he probably will be despite his username.]

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[ambitiousblond]

One secret I will share, though not exclusive to this world, is that things won't always be the same in the way you expect it to be.

Including holding your hand out and expecting wine to appear there when you want it to be.

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[ghostlord]

That's a good secret - and one I've found to be true in my world. It wouldn't surprise me if it cropped up here too.

I would have shared it with you.

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[ambitiousblond]

A true pity but I never quite learned to appreciate wine, I always considered it a cliche.

Perhaps it's time to broaden your horizons if you haven't experienced the true pleasure of a well-aged whiskey or if you really want to have a unique experience, vodka.

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[ghostlord]

Then you have never had good wine, poor thing! I have heard some people make it solely out of grapes, which is wrong. There needs to be a bounty of flavors in each sip.

Whiskey has never interested me much. Perhaps you can guide me~

What is vodka?

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[ambitiousblond]

Vodka is not so much just alcohol but a unique experience everyone should have at least once in their lifetime.

It's not for the faint of heart, however.

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[ghostlord]

Now you have to find some. Teasing me like that without offering even a drop would be too cruel!

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[ambitiousblond]

The pub has some nice bottom-shelf vodka that will suit our purposes.

It's a pity we don't have jello but we'll make do with what we can get.

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[ghostlord]

Jello? What is that?

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[ambitiousblond]

Probably something you're better off not knowing too much about, it's more of an experience.

And everyone should experience jello shots at least once in their life.

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[ghostlord]

You're a tease! If we were in my valley, I would have you locked up.

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[ambitiousblond]

Alright, I'll make you a deal just because you asked nicely.

If you're able to find jello then I'll show you how to do jello shots, something everyone should do at least once.

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[ghostlord]

Done.

Can you give me some clues about it?

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[ambitiousblond]

[Bad life decisions are going to happen. It will be fun though.]

From what I remember it comes in a box, in powder form. You can probably get it from one of the bots.

Reno showed me how to do it- you have to add water, boil it, add more water, vodka and then let it get cold so it can set.

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[ghostlord]

Powder? Alright, I'm trusting you. If this poisons me, I will haunt you and make you very miserable!



The alcohol isn't boiled, right?

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course it's not.

Don't get me wrong, that jello shots are terrible for you and your liver will never be the same but it's worth it.

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[ghostlord]

I'm not worried about my liver. I've spent years toughening it with wine!

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[ambitiousblond]

oh good, I won't worry about irreversible damage then.

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[ghostlord]

Aw were you worried about me?

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course I do- it's called informed consent of risk so that you have no recourse against me in the event of any damage or injury due to dangerous activities.

Translated from corporate legal talk it's me covering my ass so you can't complain the next morning about the bad life choices you made and try to blame me.

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[ghostlord]

Are you good looking? I really hope you are because your personality is atrocious.

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course I am, it's how I've survived so long.

And I'm much more charming after 3 or 4 jello shots, don't worry.

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[ghostlord]

You know I'm going to judge you when we meet.

Everyone is.

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course- I'm even more charming in person.