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[ghostlord]

"A truly wise man does not display his wisdom. Such is the secret of being well-liked."

I am late in introducing myself to the masses, do forgive me. I am Wen Kexing and I hail from the same world as none other than Zhou Zishu!

[Imagine him giving him the greatest speech. Only through text.]

I admire the adventurous spirits of the few I have met in person. What else shall we discover about our temporary abode? Are there tragic secrets that would break the strongest heart? Or perhaps treasure for us to carry home, to live like kings, like emperors once our tasks are done?

Remember, don't be greedy.

[Though he probably will be despite his username.]

Comments

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[ghostlord]

You're a tease! If we were in my valley, I would have you locked up.

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[ambitiousblond]

Alright, I'll make you a deal just because you asked nicely.

If you're able to find jello then I'll show you how to do jello shots, something everyone should do at least once.

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[ghostlord]

Done.

Can you give me some clues about it?

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[ambitiousblond]

[Bad life decisions are going to happen. It will be fun though.]

From what I remember it comes in a box, in powder form. You can probably get it from one of the bots.

Reno showed me how to do it- you have to add water, boil it, add more water, vodka and then let it get cold so it can set.

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[ghostlord]

Powder? Alright, I'm trusting you. If this poisons me, I will haunt you and make you very miserable!



The alcohol isn't boiled, right?

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course it's not.

Don't get me wrong, that jello shots are terrible for you and your liver will never be the same but it's worth it.

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[ghostlord]

I'm not worried about my liver. I've spent years toughening it with wine!

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[ambitiousblond]

oh good, I won't worry about irreversible damage then.

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[ghostlord]

Aw were you worried about me?

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course I do- it's called informed consent of risk so that you have no recourse against me in the event of any damage or injury due to dangerous activities.

Translated from corporate legal talk it's me covering my ass so you can't complain the next morning about the bad life choices you made and try to blame me.

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[ghostlord]

Are you good looking? I really hope you are because your personality is atrocious.

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course I am, it's how I've survived so long.

And I'm much more charming after 3 or 4 jello shots, don't worry.

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[ghostlord]

You know I'm going to judge you when we meet.

Everyone is.

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[ambitiousblond]

Of course- I'm even more charming in person.