[UN: swordcandy | Video] [CW: Talk of sex/virginity.]

[cultivatingsin]

[He gives a big stretch, his arms over his head, and then he relaxes with a groan. From this angle, he looks like a lounging feline, always up to no good.]

It feels nice to have breathing room, doesn't it? [Bringing a bottle of something that probably isn't juice or water to his lips, he drinks deeply before flashing a bright smile.]

I want to do a headcount - and this isn't serious so keep your complaints to yourself:

How many of you are virgins? Be honest! Some of you are young enough that you should be.

[Unless they've lived a life like his, that is!]

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[thecodexabides]

It does not.

I do not want peace.
My duty is to serve the Emperor's will. Nothing else.

[cultivatingsin]

Your emperor isn't here. Can you survive without him?

[thecodexabides]

The Emperor is on his Golden Throne
On Terra.

Many light years away.

Faith does not need proximity. [Especially if the idea is that he is supposed to champion his world for the people who brought him here. They would see his devotion and know. ]

[cultivatingsin]

You know what I would do to him? Drag him off of his throne and set him on fire.

I bet he would burn.

[thecodexabides]

[GASP.]

Mind your heretical words.

What has he done to earn your impotent wrath?

[cultivatingsin]

He's on the throne. I hate anyone with that much arrogance.

Maybe I wouldn't burn him.

Stabbing him or poisoning him would be a slower death.

[thecodexabides]

[Gadriel's nearly hyperventilating at all this heresy. Stop. For the love of the Imperium, please stop. ]

What is WRONG with you?

[cultivatingsin]

[For the love of what now? He can't hear you~]

A lot! When did I say otherwise?

[thecodexabides]

Why are you doing this? [Because now you've got him riled up.]

[cultivatingsin]

Are you feeling hot? Angry?

[thecodexabides]

[This is like whiplash. What is even happening here.]

you insult my Emperor, the only hope of salvation for all humankind.

Why. [Sounds much calmer than he feels. ]

[cultivatingsin]

He hasn't done anything for me! I've never even heard of him.

Besides, I've met plenty of nobles and the majority of them are assholes.

[thecodexabides]

because you do not live in the Imperium.

Many mortal leaders are corrupt, yes.
But not the Emperor.

[cultivatingsin]

Thank the gods for that!

All mortal leaders are corrupt, don't kid yourself.

[thecodexabides]

he is not mortal.

Nor am I.

[cultivatingsin]

That probably makes him worse! I would like to see what an immortal can handle, though.

[thecodexabides]

He has suffered for ten thousand years for his Imperium.

I do not think you could do more than that.

[cultivatingsin]

A challenge! I like challenges.