[UN: swordcandy | Video] [CW: Talk of sex/virginity.]

[cultivatingsin]

[He gives a big stretch, his arms over his head, and then he relaxes with a groan. From this angle, he looks like a lounging feline, always up to no good.]

It feels nice to have breathing room, doesn't it? [Bringing a bottle of something that probably isn't juice or water to his lips, he drinks deeply before flashing a bright smile.]

I want to do a headcount - and this isn't serious so keep your complaints to yourself:

How many of you are virgins? Be honest! Some of you are young enough that you should be.

[Unless they've lived a life like his, that is!]

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UN: ultramar text

[thecodexabides]

what is a
virgin
and why are you collecting this data?

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[cultivatingsin]

Someone who has never fucked.

Why shouldn't I be collecting this data? It's important.

[thecodexabides]

What practical use is this
data?

[cultivatingsin]

My entertainment?

text / un:steelchains

[codicies]

people will just say anything on the network huh

text

[cultivatingsin]

Sure. Did you expect differently?

[codicies]

i've met my share of creepers but usually they try to maintain some semblance of plausible deniability.

[cultivatingsin]

Who said I'm a creeper?! Now you're the one being rude. It's just a question!

un: kafrizzle | audio

[snapp_crackle]

Not a lot of people are speaking up. What is this, a monastery?

[ Popp sounds young, and also exasperated because he wanted to eavesdrop on spicy forbidden knowledge. ]

audio

[cultivatingsin]

Thank you! Finally someone understands.

[He's assuming all of those getting on his case are embarrassed virgins.]

[snapp_crackle]

I mean, it's not the kind of thing a decent person goes around bragging about, but there's got to be more than just the one indecent person around here.

[cultivatingsin]

Decent? Please. I can count on one hand the number of decent people I've met in my life. They're just cowards.

video; un: Hob

[100more]

[ oh god. the network is suddenly as bad as the internet. ]

Is that number important for some reason?

video

[cultivatingsin]

It's important to me. [He says that, on the verge of pouting.] Why is it such a big deal?

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[100more]

Why would that be important to you?

[ He very much doubts it is. ]

It doesn't impact your life in any way. But you said it's important, so why is it such a big deal to you?

video

[cultivatingsin]

Entertainment.

[People squirm and he finds it amusing.]

I'm around a bunch of strangers. I need juicy details to get closer to them.

text | un: mason

[ingestion]

well good morning to you too.

I'm pretty sure there are at least ten virgins, counting myself I guess? can I ask why you need to know?

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[cultivatingsin]

How do you know? Have you been snooping?

[As if he isn't snooping.]

We should fix their virginities, don't you think? If they're old enough.

[ingestion]

( you know what? fair question—

she could be far off for all she knew, but the children like laura and people like riz were for sure virgins just like her. not that it mattered, but then came his next question. )

what?

eww what are you some kind of sick pervert?

Text; un: hound

[cantilevers]

An interesting question. Most people ask for a conquest head count instead. Are you only interested in virgins yourself?

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[cultivatingsin]

Conquest head count? I like how you think!

Maybe. It's cute when they're innocent.

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[cantilevers]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I'd watch yourself. Questions like that can give the impression that you have a taste for the underaged.

un:castiel | video

[messenger]

I am.

[ ... judging by his apparent age, he probably isn't one of the people who looks like he should be. ]

video

[cultivatingsin]

Aw there's the spirit! Your world must be a mess. [Something distracted Castiel, surely!]

[messenger]

... Why must it be a mess?

[ it is, but that's not the point. ]