[UN: swordcandy | Video] [CW: Talk of sex/virginity.]

[cultivatingsin]

[He gives a big stretch, his arms over his head, and then he relaxes with a groan. From this angle, he looks like a lounging feline, always up to no good.]

It feels nice to have breathing room, doesn't it? [Bringing a bottle of something that probably isn't juice or water to his lips, he drinks deeply before flashing a bright smile.]

I want to do a headcount - and this isn't serious so keep your complaints to yourself:

How many of you are virgins? Be honest! Some of you are young enough that you should be.

[Unless they've lived a life like his, that is!]

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[cultivatingsin]

Was I referring to you? [Are you giving yourself away, sir?]

[snapp_crackle]

[ There's a sound that's something like a squeak and something like a gulp. Aaaaaa why does he always walk into these things! If he stops talking he really will be a coward, though! ]

No! Shut up, you don't know me!

[cultivatingsin]

[Cute. Xue Yang likes Popp's squirming. Can he cause more of it?]

I've met many men like you. [He probably has and he teased them too.] Don't be embarrassed~

[snapp_crackle]

[ Popp can't help being an easy mark, okay?! ]

And how many of them did you sacrifice to some kind of virgin-eating volcano goddess, huh?!

[cultivatingsin]

[Adorable~]

Why would I give them over to some goddess? No, no, I would keep them for myself.

[snapp_crackle]

For eating or for some kind of weirdo man-harem?

[ Why can he never shut up when he should, he doesn't want to know the answer to this actually! ]

[cultivatingsin]

Eating? Now you're being weird. [Of all the wrong he has done, cannibalism isn't one of his many, many sins.] A harem sounds nice, though.

[snapp_crackle]

I was joking!

[ HE DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW - He does not specify which one he was allegedly joking about. ]

[cultivatingsin]

How am I supposed to know? [Aw he likes thin skin~]