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[jinxs]

"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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[saudades]

1000000 of course

[jinxs]

so living? how's your luck rate

cw flippancy about SI

[saudades]

unfortunately quite likely
i would be pretty surprised if this was how i was finally able to end my life

[jinxs]

then don't be entertaining

[saudades]

i wouldn't know how!
even if i tried to lay really still on the ground like the corpse i want to be, i'd eventually get bored and be forced to do something strange and interesting
alas, such is my fate

[jinxs]

alas
have a bolder on top of yourself
sounds like a pretty done deal

[saudades]

that's an interesting suggestion, but i'm afraid i'm not strong enough to lift a boulder onto myself!
i could work on making a mechanism to drop one on me, but it would be difficult to guarantee a fall at the correct angle to instantly crush my skull, you know?
imagine if i missed and it landed on my gut or legs or something
i absolutely can't stand pain

[jinxs]

it's really not hard though

[saudades]

oh? do you have experience with suicide? have you done it yourself??

[He sounds entirely too excited about the notion]