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[jinxs]

"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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[levelshift]

Anyone who answers above 0 is an egotist.

[jinxs]

why are people forgetting the rest of the question

i think you're 795382 entertaining. betting you will come out alive.

[levelshift]

No one wants to think about their own mortality.

I'm not planning on dying. I don't really care about being entertaining, though.

[jinxs]

i take it back, you went to zero just like *that*.

apparently, those two things are intertwined. share the plan, don't be cheap.

[levelshift]

Good, I'd rather be 0.

I don't have a plan beyond not dying and bringing along some supplies.

[And making sure a few kids stay safe, of course.]

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[ascarylady]

You're probably at least a 1 with those

what did that guy call them? Circus tent pants of yours?

[jinxs]

get your own insults sevika

[ascarylady]

Nah. Too much of an ogre to think of my own, remember?

[jinxs]

how Could I forget.

anyway i will let you eat it this time
don't come running off to me

[ascarylady]

Funny.

Pretty sure the balance of "who's saved who" still leans in my favor, so I don't see why I'd run off to you.

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[saudades]

1000000 of course

[jinxs]

so living? how's your luck rate

cw flippancy about SI

[saudades]

unfortunately quite likely
i would be pretty surprised if this was how i was finally able to end my life

[jinxs]

then don't be entertaining

[saudades]

i wouldn't know how!
even if i tried to lay really still on the ground like the corpse i want to be, i'd eventually get bored and be forced to do something strange and interesting
alas, such is my fate

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[shoplifter]

I'll survive.

How do you know if you're entertaining?

a kid........... oh my....

[jinxs]

two conflicting statements there

if you don't know if you are how are you

subjective! all very subjective!

[shoplifter]

If it is subjective, people can tell me what their subjective is, yes?
Then I would know.

I'm good at fighting. Is that 'entertaining'?

[jinxs]

and if they don't? oopsie, what then?

can be. how good? what kind of fighting?

[shoplifter]

I'll find a way.

It's important to find ways to live.

With my hands. My mutation.
I was trained. Doctors made me, then soldiers trained me.

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[ghostlord]

I'm off the scale. I'm incredibly entertaining.

As for survival, I can manage that too. Are you worried about yourself? Poor thing. Don't broadcast your weaknesses so much.

[jinxs]

so entertaining that i yawned at every word. weak attempt, zero points!

good luck dying

[ghostlord]

Such a harsh critic! Who gave you the right?

[jinxs]

life!

[ghostlord]

You know life is unfair. It might bite back.