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[jinxs]

"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

Comments

[ascarylady]

Oh you're definitely special.

Well. We'll see. Maybe we can make a game of it.

[jinxs]

i'm listenin

[ascarylady]

Pretty simple. We see what they use to decide who is and isn't entertaining and go from there. Most entertaining is the winner.

[ Only what they don't know is Sevika will be winning that from day one with her starting score. Talk about unfair. ]

[jinxs]

and when i win?

[ascarylady]

I'll get you something small of your choice with those ridiculous points Aurora hands out, out of my own.

Likewise, you do the same when I win.

See? Easy bet.

[jinxs]

you just want your arm back, don't you. just ask me for the arm sevika.

[ascarylady]

Already got my arm back. This is just for fun.

I did say something SMALL. Not important.

[jinxs]

my arm or just an arm? is your arm cheating on me with other inventors, sevika.

[ascarylady]

The old chemtech arm. Got it back from Aurora.

Yours is next unless you want to make something new.

[ ...she's not going to mention it came back broken, and she had the two dumbasses from Piltover fix it. ]

[jinxs]

ugh but that one is so boring.

fine. i'll just make a perfect arm for a gambler
all over again.

[ascarylady]

That one has a HAND, Jinx. That's important.

Fine. If you want to make a new one, I won't waste my points. Just saying. I wasn't planning on leaving yours out.

[jinxs]

get me materials.

and GET OVER THE HAND THING. IT WAS EPIC.

[ascarylady]

for the love of

I'M NOT SAYING YOURS WAS WORSE I'M JUST SAYING I WANT TWO HANDS
or to be able to CHOOSE two hands

I can swap between arms when I want. It'll be fine.

What materials do you even need?

[jinxs]

BECAUSE YOU LACK IMAGINATION

just bring me all the metal and wires you can find. i'll do my magic.

[ascarylady]

You know, I was TRYING to have a bit of fun here.

Fine. Forget the bet. Just don't expect me to fetch you scrap until I feel like it.

[jinxs]

ugh don't fetch anything.

just WAIT.

[ascarylady]

Fine. Whatever.

[ Immature, whiny little... Well. At least she stepped around how Piltover's dumbasses did the repair job. Now that? She would definitely never hear the end of. ][