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[jinxs]

"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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[levelshift]

Anyone who answers above 0 is an egotist.

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[ascarylady]

You're probably at least a 1 with those

what did that guy call them? Circus tent pants of yours?

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[saudades]

1000000 of course

[jinxs]

why are people forgetting the rest of the question

i think you're 795382 entertaining. betting you will come out alive.

[jinxs]

get your own insults sevika

[jinxs]

so living? how's your luck rate

[levelshift]

No one wants to think about their own mortality.

I'm not planning on dying. I don't really care about being entertaining, though.

[jinxs]

i take it back, you went to zero just like *that*.

apparently, those two things are intertwined. share the plan, don't be cheap.

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[shoplifter]

I'll survive.

How do you know if you're entertaining?

a kid........... oh my....

[jinxs]

two conflicting statements there

if you don't know if you are how are you

subjective! all very subjective!

[shoplifter]

If it is subjective, people can tell me what their subjective is, yes?
Then I would know.

I'm good at fighting. Is that 'entertaining'?

[jinxs]

and if they don't? oopsie, what then?

can be. how good? what kind of fighting?

[shoplifter]

I'll find a way.

It's important to find ways to live.

With my hands. My mutation.
I was trained. Doctors made me, then soldiers trained me.

[jinxs]

what's with doctors
in
*****EVERY****
universe
doing crazy stuff?
welcome to the doctors did crazy stuff with me club! we don't have a president yet. should we hold elections?

(singed saves her with shimmer, accelerator also was experimented on, now this???)

[shoplifter]

Some aren't so bad. One helped my father.

... I still don't like them, though.

[She can see there are layers! She just usually wants nothing to do with those layers.]

...... what is a president?

s2 spoilers

[jinxs]

and? one helped my father too. both of them, even! poorly. don't trust them. ever. turn that white coat into a straightjacket as it should be

... person in charge of an organization

(a blanket cw now for casual talk about child abuse in general!)

[shoplifter]

Oh, I know straight jackets.
Those do not work on me.

[That's grim, but she was absolutely casual about the recognition.

Very 'I understood that reference!' of her.]

And elections?
They have to do with these people in charge?

[jinxs]

oh. fun. entertaining, even

uh yea
you vote, they win
if you vote
there's that BIIIIG if in there

[shoplifter]

I see.

[Kinda, anyway. She's been too busy trying to keep her head above water in a shitty world to get it from the jump, but it's a stepping stone into some knowledge. That's the important thing, here!]

I don't think I would want to be president of a club.
But I would like to join if there is food and games.
How did the doctors hurt you?

cw shimmer and experiments

[jinxs]

you and me, friend

... not important
one did. and someone else
like i said
see boney fingers, weird lab with green fluid floating
get the hell out

[shoplifter]

I think you may be too late.
We were given those injections. The green fluid.
It is a mutant growth hormone in my world.
It helped force our mutations earlier than they were supposed to be.

[That, and trials of radiation when the medicine did not work.

But that's another story.]

We did escape, though. The lab.

[jinxs]

not gonna lie here
mutants is out of my scope of wisdom
and it is very large
so that surprises both of us

(does it? probably not.)

never again though, right?
... right?

[levelshift]

Good, I'd rather be 0.

I don't have a plan beyond not dying and bringing along some supplies.

[And making sure a few kids stay safe, of course.]

[jinxs]

then technically you are dead.
boom
gone. death by lack of entertaining qualities.

define supplies.

[levelshift]

Poor me.

Coffee.