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"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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No one wants to think about their own mortality.

I'm not planning on dying. I don't really care about being entertaining, though.

i take it back, you went to zero just like *that*.

apparently, those two things are intertwined. share the plan, don't be cheap.

Good, I'd rather be 0.

I don't have a plan beyond not dying and bringing along some supplies.

[And making sure a few kids stay safe, of course.]

then technically you are dead.
boom
gone. death by lack of entertaining qualities.

define supplies.

Poor me.

Coffee.

...

accelerator.

What?

what do you MEAN what
whaaaaaat about maybe if you're entertaining they'll share their coffee?
whaaaat about literally anything else
whaaaaaaat ABOUT coffee?

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I'll make sure I have a supply of it. That's all I need, really.

[His blood is 50% esper drugs, 50% coffee. It's fine!]

weapons? food? literally anything

I have a handgun, so I don't need anything else.

[He refrains from making some edgy comment about his body being a weapon. Look at him, so mature, so adult.]

The coffee's enough.

unbelievable.

that's something OTHER than coffee you know

What, the gun? I don't need the gun, it's just convenient sometimes.

and coffee you need
ok
so wanna join forces? 💪

Yes.

No.

[Throw him in the dumpster he deserves it.]

lame

Aren't you older than me? You should be able to handle your shit.

i'm WAY better at handling my shit than you are at handling your shit im 13948% sure

... am i older than you though? you could have a baby face. i don't know your life?

i'm in it for entertainment, dummy.

I'm 15 so it's likely.

[He's one of the younger residents and he hates every second of it.]

So you're planning on shilling yourself so people think you're entertaining?