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[jinxs]

"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

Comments

[levelshift]

I'll make sure I have a supply of it. That's all I need, really.

[His blood is 50% esper drugs, 50% coffee. It's fine!]

[jinxs]

weapons? food? literally anything

[levelshift]

I have a handgun, so I don't need anything else.

[He refrains from making some edgy comment about his body being a weapon. Look at him, so mature, so adult.]

The coffee's enough.

[jinxs]

unbelievable.

that's something OTHER than coffee you know

[levelshift]

What, the gun? I don't need the gun, it's just convenient sometimes.

[jinxs]

and coffee you need
ok
so wanna join forces? 💪

[levelshift]

Yes.

No.

[Throw him in the dumpster he deserves it.]

[jinxs]

lame

[levelshift]

Aren't you older than me? You should be able to handle your shit.

[jinxs]

i'm WAY better at handling my shit than you are at handling your shit im 13948% sure

... am i older than you though? you could have a baby face. i don't know your life?

i'm in it for entertainment, dummy.

[levelshift]

I'm 15 so it's likely.

[He's one of the younger residents and he hates every second of it.]

So you're planning on shilling yourself so people think you're entertaining?

[jinxs]

.... kid

(she's not that much older, but hey, she HAS to dunk on it.)

hah! no.

[levelshift]

Fuck off.

Then what?

[jinxs]

make me.

i'm saying i'm going to be entertained.

[levelshift]

Well, you may end up disappointed. Most missions aren't fucking entertaining for us.

[jinxs]

entertainment is what you make of it. are you sour all the time?

[levelshift]

Yes. I'm not a pleasant fucking person to be around.

[jinxs]

two peas in a pod.