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"for those who bring the most entertainment"

on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you

you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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get your own insults sevika

Nah. Too much of an ogre to think of my own, remember?

how Could I forget.

anyway i will let you eat it this time
don't come running off to me

Funny. Pretty sure the balance of "who's saved who" still leans in my favor, so I don't see why I'd run off to you.

because there's nothing entertaining about you.

I think I'll get by fine, thanks. We haven't even seen what these people think counts as entertaining.

in all ways you're as entertaining as a moldy loaf of bread

Dunno. You seem to have a blast harassing me often enough.

that's all the entertaining you provide and i'm 99.95% sure i am special there.

Oh you're definitely special. Well. We'll see. Maybe we can make a game of it.

i'm listenin

Pretty simple. We see what they use to decide who is and isn't entertaining and go from there. Most entertaining is the winner.

[ Only what they don't know is Sevika will be winning that from day one with her starting score. Talk about unfair. ]

and when i win?

I'll get you something small of your choice with those ridiculous points Aurora hands out, out of my own. Likewise, you do the same when I win. See? Easy bet.

you just want your arm back, don't you. just ask me for the arm sevika.

Already got my arm back. This is just for fun. I did say something SMALL. Not important.

my arm or just an arm? is your arm cheating on me with other inventors, sevika.

The old chemtech arm. Got it back from Aurora. Yours is next unless you want to make something new.

[ ...she's not going to mention it came back broken, and she had the two dumbasses from Piltover fix it. ]

ugh but that one is so boring.

fine. i'll just make a perfect arm for a gambler
all over again.

That one has a HAND, Jinx. That's important. Fine. If you want to make a new one, I won't waste my points. Just saying. I wasn't planning on leaving yours out.

get me materials.

and GET OVER THE HAND THING. IT WAS EPIC.

for the love of I'M NOT SAYING YOURS WAS WORSE I'M JUST SAYING I WANT TWO HANDS or to be able to CHOOSE two hands I can swap between arms when I want. It'll be fine. What materials do you even need?