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UN: JINX | TEXT
"for those who bring the most entertainment"
on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you
you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.
on a scale 0-1000000 how entertaining are you
you think you'll survive? let's place some bets.

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... I think if I do get sick, it won't happen for a long time.
[So for now? In this moment? She's confident everything will be okay. There's probably not enough adamantium in her body for it to poison her the same way it did her father. At least, she's guessing as much. If she really lives to be that old... it'll be something to worry about then.
Her eyebrows go up.]
Do you mean it made you crazy? You do not seem very crazy to me.
[Ah, the bluntness of children.]
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(jinx gets attached so, so quickly. she's sure that her heart would shatter if it so happened, and with how likeable the kid is, most likely she wouldn't be alone.
what is strange, though is the fact that this one talks. she's used to talking to no answer, having to pay close attention to figure out what isha might want and what she might be saying in mimics and her little expressions.
she can't help but to give yet another embarrassed laugh.)
Yeah, well. We have our moments, right? Come on, let's wash the blood off your hand.
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Would you like to see my other secret claws?
You must keep it a secret, though.
[Jinx seems cool.
She won't rat out her emergency murderknives.]
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jinx's not gonna say no.)
Promise. Wanna shake on it?
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It's how I've been promising lately. And it works on Axel.
[It's super effective.
As she speaks, she holds out her pinky finger.]
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(she holds out both of her pinkies, different colored nails.)
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So she holds up both of her pinkies. Two for one!]
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(of course, they are the best colors, excuse her. she'll even get down to her level again, sitting on the floor so they can talk more comfortably.
it's not like jinx's height of 5'3 makes that very difficult, but you know. it's for the kid. she'll move their hands up and down once pinkies interlock, as to seal the promise.)
cw: idk man footknives
As Jinx begins to sit down on the floor, Laura pulls off her shoe and sock; these shoes don't have holes in them like her other ones, so she figures she should probably keep them in one piece longer.]
They're here —
[She lifts her foot up, flexes her ankle, and bam.
A long metal claw is suddenly jutting out between her big and second toe, like it's nothing at all to do.]
Secret claws.
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this is so fucking weird. she loves it, and she taps the dull surface as if she was inspecting it.)
Kid, you're incredible. You can stab three times! That's talent.
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As the claw returns back into her foot:]
It makes keeping shoes very difficult, though. I always have to get more.
So I try not to use them as much.
[Try being the keyword.]
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(She has made crazier things. A shoe that mechanic shouldn't take that much work.
... But also, now there's more blood to clean off this kid.)
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[She is already apparently 100% sold into this idea.]
I want them to hurt if I have to kick people in the knee.
[CRUCIAL FEATURE.]
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(Her boots are pretty cool, she could say so herself. Sounds like no big deal, so she's just adding that to the list of things to do.
ASIDE FORM FINALLY TAKING THIS KID OUT OF HER TRAIN. One hand opens the door, her head gestures out.)
Why do you think I got that metal plate on mine? Definitely for that.
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Good. It's important to be prepared.
[For kicking people, that is. Her nose twitches, as she looks around in interest.]
You and your friends all live down here? It's a good place to hide out.
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(The bathroom isn't too far from her train, so that's where she leads them. She's old enough to know what to do, so Jinx will just sit on the counter as she waits.)
Hah, friends? I don't got many of those around. Nope, just a mean lady and dear old Father.
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[THE CONFIDENCE. She did not hesitate.
But another important piece of information is put out there, as she steps into the bathroom and starts to rinse the tacky blood from between her fingers.]
Your father is here?
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(THE EGO...
She's a little busy as she lets Laura do her thing, mostly by checking the braids, seeing if they are still in one piece.)
Two out of three dads, yep. One you can definitely meet, the other one, well. I think maybe we don't tell him about you. He'll get a bit jealous I have such a cool friend.
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... I did not know you could have three. I just had one.
[Trying to imagine the logistics of it and failing, over here. As she wipes her hands off on her shirt, she turns with a furrowed brow, looking mildly concerned.]
Dads shouldn't be jealous.
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So, it's with a sigh she continues.)
Well. I have one... Biological dad, but that one is dead. Then, I had another dad... Who was kind of dead, so I got adopted again. So, three dads.
(But oof, that comment? Whether Jinx is a parent is debatable, but she is taking care of a child, and her thought lately is the thought of messing up. So, it pains her to admit, but...)
Dads and... Ugh, moms, they're kinda like us, their kids, you know, kid? So, they get scared, they get jealous, they get mad, and sad, and happy, and all the good stuff. So, yeah.
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But they should still be fair.
If they're not, that's when you hit them in the nose.
[Foolproof.]
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(Sorry, Laura, for the ROLLERCOASTER.)
But, well. Are you always fair? I'm definitely not fair.
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But hmm. She has to really think about that.]
... I don't know. I've never thought about if I am fair or not.
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(Who MURDERED some of them.)
That's like, very, very big brained advice! Maybe I'm getting actually good at this.
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... I had to already cut my dad a lot of slack. He wasn't very good at being one.
[But then, with some reluctance:]
But he didn't know he was a father until I showed up a week before I came here... so maybe he should have a little more slack.
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cw.... laura claws i dont know what to put there
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