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[vexant]

So
Our mission requirement is "survive" which is really fucking vague BUT Aurora did say we can take basically anything through the portal as long as we can fit it through
I'm a telekinetic. Meaning I can carry basically anything through the portal as long as it's not so wide it doesn't fit, and since she said the limits are the size of a small SUV, I can probably cart whatever through
If you've got crap and can't carry it, you know where to find me
Or if you suck at "surviving", I've managed to not die despite countless attempts to kill me, so

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[odinpusrex]

I earned my crown, as all kings should.

You are one of Ororo's, I see. I am not the one you should worry yourself over, for it will not be my appetite for blood you may very well be forced to sate.

[vexant]

Then fuck off and mind your own business.

[odinpusrex]

Should you seek counsel when your endeavors fail, come to Stonhyrr. Till then, may the consequences of your folly be your mentor.

[vexant]

You keep sending me messages, but all I'm seeing is some pretentious asshole who thinks he knows better than anyone else just because he's got a name like "King Edgelord".

Hope you realize I'm really not in the market for a mentor outside of "the consequences of my folly". Been there, done that. Storm could tell you all about it, if she was here. Unfortunately for you, you'll just need to take my word for it.

Enjoy your castle, jackass.

[odinpusrex]

I believe she could, familiar as I once had been with her company.

If you believe yourself better, then all you must needs do is prove it. I will be watching.

[He will leave it at that. He will see how well Julian weathers the coming mission and his proclaimed duty. But like most blinded by hubris, he does not expect him to succeed.]

[vexant]

( . . . )

Were you fucking my professor? And now you're telling me? After going on about how none of the flatscans here deserve help?

[odinpusrex]

[He could answer this, but instead he leaves Julian with silence as he is left on read.]