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[fourthwalled]

[Wade pops up on screen in all his scarred glory, looking very excited about something.] Alright, listen up motherfuckers! I have a very important announcement! Way more important than our next mission or who's banging who-- although you feel free to give me that hot goss if you've got it.

We have a new arrival. She's the bestest girl and I expect you all to give her all the treats and kisses she wants! Be fair warned, she uses tongue. A LOT OF IT.

[Wade brings a dog into screen. But not just any dog. A dog that is so ugly she's adorable. At least, to him, she is! Mostly hairless, a long ass tongue that won't stay in her mouth, and bulging eyes. And yes, she's wearing a Deadpool uniform.]

Meet Dogpool! Mary Puppins!

Comments

[sophielicious]

i need a technical file on your dead friend nicepool

... so she's a dog adopted by you or is she a dog version of you

[fourthwalled]

Take it up with my lawyer.

Good question? Both? I think. I haven't checked if she's got a healing factor because I'd never hurt her or let anyone else try! Nicepool sure didn't. May he rest in... too gorgeous peace.

[sophielicious]

legalpool?

wait, he was gorgeous? how dare you make me through legal hoops for that info. rip, man.

[fourthwalled]

Matt Murdock.

[Which will be news to Matt, probably. But give him that cameo, dammit!]

He was. But also the worst. But don't tell Dogpool I said that.

[sophielicious]

what is the worst to you????

(do not worry she will not)

[fourthwalled]

He had a man bun, first of all.
I think that negates anything even potentially positive about him.

He was too nice. Naive. Not a violent bone in his body.
The worst.

[sophielicious]

you swayed me to your favor when you said man bun

ugh, ew, no, no, no no no no no