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[badlydisarmed]

Does anyone know if the fast child-sized squirrels are dewormed? Do we need rabies vaccines? Are there any vets in town?

For those who don't know me, I'm Dr. Robert Romano. As of a few days ago I was the only non-magical medical doctor in Etraya. If that's changed please talk to me, I'm so lonely.

And I'm serious about the fast squirrels, I also got anti-flea treatments for anyone covered in fur.

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[badlydisarmed]

They're smart squirrels, you'll have to ask if they're okay being chased.

I mistyped, I fixed it. Must this haunt me forever?

Rabies is a bad disease that kills painfully. Vaccine prevents the disease.

Deworming kills internal parasites. Parasites are bad.

You can make a keyboard appear, the keyboard has a Caps Lock key. Looking forward to your next message being all caps.

[will_chase_balls]

oh. i wasn't trying to say anything about you mistyping, just didn't know what rabies or a vaccine was. we've got lots of diseases that kill painfully back home, though, so i get that.

and what if i don't want my message to be all caps? that would be annoying to read.

TESTing. Oh, I get it. You hit it once and you get a capital letter, and you hit it again to get rid of the capital letters.

I'll have to ask the squirrels if they like being chased.

[badlydisarmed]

Given how fast they are, I'm guessing even if it's a survival trait they must get a thrill out of it.

Are you a dog?

[will_chase_balls]

wolf shifter

[badlydisarmed]

At will, or do we need to kennel you during full moons?

[will_chase_balls]

At will. The shifting at full moons and losing control and becoming violent only happens if you get lycanthropy, but you have to get bitten by someone who has it to get that.

[badlydisarmed]

That's a first, but hey if you're only a wolf when you want to be and you're not a threat, that sounds like fun.

[will_chase_balls]

More like wolfman than wolf, but yeah, it is.

[badlydisarmed]

Like humanoid wolf?

[will_chase_balls]

Yeah.

[badlydisarmed]

I hear there's a niche of people who are really into that.

He's oblivious to what's being implied here

[will_chase_balls]

That makes sense. I know the Karnath military was into it, since shifting can be pretty useful. Not as much as they liked the undead, of course, but it's still useful.

im so sorry about what's happening here

[badlydisarmed]

The Karnath military wants to fuck zombies?

[will_chase_balls]

What.

No.

What are you talking about, because I think we're talking about two very different things. When you said 'really into', I'm guessing you don't mean 'appreciate for how useful it is'

Also, how do you type a question mark, because the caps lock doesn't work for that

[badlydisarmed]

There's a subculture of people who really enjoy anthropomorphic animals.

They get very creative sex-related injuries. We had a betting pool in the ER.

[will_chase_balls]

Oh.

I'm not sure I wanted to know that.

[badlydisarmed]

I didn't either but then guys wearing full mascot suits started showing up and I, unfortunately, learned about it.

I'm only passing on the curse.

[will_chase_balls]

Right. Well, I guess it's good to have a warning in case anyone's too interested in my wolfman form.

[badlydisarmed]

On the bright side, you're more likely to meet other wolfmen here than anyone who really likes mascot suits.

[will_chase_balls]

That's good to know.