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[Someone may have just realised there's gonna be an awful lot of roughing it involved for the next few weeks...]
CAMP!?
R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!
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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!
... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN
[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]
CAMP!?
R U FUCKIN SRS!!!!!!!!!!!
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i have never camped a day in my fuckin afterlife, OR life!
... what the fuck do you even do?!
what do you need!???
this is sum BULLSHIT
i never signed up for fuckin
CAMPIN
[He is a softboy who has no idea what do, and apparently only has 4 days to learn? pls send help, or a shopping list.]
text; un: hayan
[Ahaha ... hah. Ahem.]
So a few changes of clothing, good shoes, lighters maybe for campfires? Flashlights too if you've got any. If you've got a way to bring water or other liquids that's good too.
[What else. Mmm ...]
And non perishable food too. You know, granola bars or something like that?
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and what am i supposed to do carry all this crap??? the whole time???
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... what are granola bars?
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[Uh.]
They're these bars made out of granola. I've never had them before but people I went to school with seemed to like them for on the go things?
I'll be honest, I don't have a lot of experience with packing food for camping so.
Do you eat regular food? Sorry I know that's a weird question.
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cereal in bar form?? huh that's fucking weird
but i guess that would be i guess kinda a good idea
and they just have that?
i take it you're not a regular off grid mountain man either??
[It takes a moment, that seems like a weird question at first but then he sort of decides that it's sort of fair one. Considering.]
ya, i mean i've been eating like everything i can from the shop they got all kinda crap here
we didn't have any of this stuff back where i'm from
[Hell is not known for its delicious snacks thats for sure.]
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Are you very tall then? Or is it more of a body build thing? I can keep an eye open for you if you want.
With the granola though ... I guess so? College students aren't known for eating well from what I've heard anyhow.
[She laughs sheepishly to herself.]
Not really. I can endure a lot more than humans can so I don't have to think about most of this stuff usually. Not that I love the cold or getting rained on or eating very little but it doesn't really affect me physically, you know?
So a lot of the stuff humans ought to keep in mind I don't. So my off the grid experience is waaaay different.
[Awww...]
Sorry about the snacks thing. :( I'm glad you're enjoying them here though! I can bring some extra with me too for this.
[Actually all the food she'll stuff her bag with will naturally be for others.]
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i'm tall and built... differently
[One of the benefits of the network is people can't start in with the 'what the hell are you!?' deal that comes with meeting new folks here.]
oh is that a thing? i ain't been to college, i didn't even do highschool. i was 'workin'.[That wasn't so abnormal back in his day.] so they just do like grab and go things huh? i guess thats good for a campin, whatever it is. like trail mix, that's a thing right?
oh man
this is a lot of crap to remember
[He should be writing this down.
But the others statement gives him pause, he knows he probably shouldn't ask it but...]
you talk about humans like you ain't one?
and i mean i guess if you ain't one you don't need as many snacks, i ain't one either but i'm lovin' em so less for me to carry
[All he has done since he got here is eat. Thank god he's almost eight feet tall, or he'd be getting rather round.]
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Oh! Trail mix is definitely another good one! There are all sorts of bagged snack foods too but you probably know that by now.
[This isn't the first time she's outed herself by a long shot but it still feels strange.]
I'm a vampire. Don't worry, I'm not the mean kind!
The feed on people kind that is!
UH OR NOT PEOPLE EITHER!
[She's still getting the hang of vacillating between "I'm not going to bite you, I promise" and getting people who don't know what a vampire is to begin with. It's weird.]
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OH MAN there are! where i'm from everything is like, soggy raw meat snacks, rotten fruits, and bugs in ice cream.
but this place has
like so much stuff man!
like chili corn chips
and these little round cookies with cream in the middle
i watched someone take them apart and eat them and they're waaaay better that way
[Almost all of what Angel is going to pack is going to be snacks. Who needs a tent when you can just have cases of Oreos.]
wait like a real vampire?
holy shit
but wait
if you don't drink like blood
what do you do?
[There's no vampires in hell, obviously, however it's one of those things where the concept of blood drinking and that sort of thing doesn't bother him in the least. He seems more concerned about sleeping on the ground than people of a vampiric nature. But he is also curious cause again, most of the people he's met here seem fairly normal. At least on the surface.]
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Usually I have animal blood. There's a soup where I'm from that has seonji in it, that's dried congealed blood.
I've never had human blood. Or I guess non-animal blood in this case.
Most liquids are find though. Grape juice is my favorite!
[She has to laugh though.]
The cookies sounds familiar though. I'm pretty sure my adopted brother and sister liked those.
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is that like
blood puddin shit?
that's a thing right?
[It's truly the simple things~]
they're pretty much the best thing ever, i really like them
and grape juice?? so you don't have to drink just blood or whatever?
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[Add it to her list of things to maybe try.]
Nope, I can drink pretty much anything. I like most soups actually!
Seonji is usually served in a beef broth that's really tasty too!
I like liquor too but alcohol doesn't really affect me.
I make a good partner in drinking contests though!
[Yes she's proud of that, okay. It's the one thing she could do in college that made her feel like part of the crowd of students at bars on the weekends.]
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but i've heard people talk about it
[Oh man, that's gotta be a fun party trick.]
i bet, tough i think this whole thing is gonna have a lot less drinking than the last time this place decided to fuck around with us
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